Harry,Ron,Hermione,Snape and a whoel lot of other characters comes upon a book called Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stone. They set out to read it.

 

Harry has an unusual reaction to sunset. Every night he transforms into an inanimate object and Gryffindor boys dorm soon finds itself with a new trusty tool. Fleshlight!Harry MPREG

 

HoS winning the thread so far, but I really don't want to give that post a thumbs up.

 

I'll thumb it up. That is too fucking funny.

 

One morning Harry wakes up, and what is that? He's the most noble and powerful creature ever, a weeping-blind-dhampir-vampire-angel-demon-were-monkey. Can he really find love by whoring himself for a knut in knucktorn alley, while wearing a bunny costume? Warnings: Bestialty, Furry, Spanking, Fisting, Bloodplay, Objectplay, Pedophilia, Necrophilia, Yaoi, het Threesome, Foursome, Fivesome, Sixsome,..... Harry/Everthing!!! Better summary inside.

Don't forget the illogical creature fics.:fire:fire:facepalm

 

Sometimes you don't have to go over the top to be crap.

 

When harry finds out that the man he loves (prince lord snape) is really his long lost father, he turns to the only only other man whom he can love,who is moldy shorts of course!!! Little does he know that he will touch off a war between the elvish knigdon he just inherited and his new lover!!! Slash and Mpreg.

 

Good lord, some of these are setting off a nervous tick, they're so awful.

 

It's going to be even worse, when Taure will finally reveal that the whole purpose of this thread was to give him ideas for a new fic.

Spoiler

And you are going to read it.

 

Yeah... To quote a good work of literature (and bump my character count). You cannot pass. I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you here, flame of Udûn. You cannot pass.

 

How about writing a bad summary for a good story.

 

The only thing worse than a bad harry potter fic is a bad Naruto fic.

 

While I got the term "dogfather" from My Immortal, it exists in the wild. And I always wanted to use it.

 

I bet some of you would read it.

 

...yeah, I probably would.

Writing this summary made me die a little inside.

 

Everything about that hurt me, but "would of" might have been the worst of all. :cry:



Ugh, my 1900th post. I died a little, inside.

 

I am failing miserably to banish the image @Nauro. Yuk.

 

I don't even have to mention the thunderbird animagus.

 

When Harry discovers his amazing ability to make farting noices with his hands everything is changed! He is even better then Malfoy! BTW their best friends.
Who would ever have thougt that the power he knows not would be so silly? Hihi. Plz read.


Meh
I really just wanted to use then and their incorrectly.