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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Skeletaure, Jan 29, 2013.

  1. kmfrank

    kmfrank Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Example: the first chapter of Harry Potter and Teh Sparkly Hufflepuff.

    It's been years and I still have no idea what that shit was supposed to be about before we derailed that poor kid. But I know it was more terrible than I could possibly have imagined.
     
  2. Mishie

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    Since for some reason this thread is still alive:
     
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    It must be written.
     
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    H_A_Greene Unspeakable –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    ~ Lineage of Mastery.
     
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    I hate when they change the years just for pop culture references.
     
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    Averis Don of Delivery ~ Prestige ~

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    Like a fucking boss.
     
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    Juggler Death Eater DLP Supporter

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    This thread is easily worse than the WTF thread, at least for causing me to cringe.
     
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    Golgar Second Year DLP Supporter

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    And if I wanted to overdo it, Legolas would be Dobby and Gimli would be Griphook.
     
  9. Zerg_Lurker

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    Lily adds Harry on Facebook but not James. Internet drama ensues.
     
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    Zeitgeist High Inquisitor

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    Reviving thread because this thread seems like a funny concept.

    Summary for 'A Magical Summer':

    All Petunia has ever wanted was to have babies but she hasn't found the right man yet. Enter Severus Snape: dashing, drop-dead-gorgeous, and newly widowed after a tragic accident with a Fanged Gardenia. Will sparks fly when they meet? Albus/Minerva, Hinny, Dramione, romantic tragicomedy. Kate Hudson to play Petunia.
     
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    Oinyal Fourth Year

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    There is a critical no-no that I cannot believe someone in this thread hasn't used in yet:

    It's one thing to write a bad summary for a horrible, sick idea. It's another to demand reviews. People who do that deserve a fist in their face.
     
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