I don't have any idea why this happens to me, for I am no writer......I'm standing at the kitchen sink, peeling hard-boiled eggs and it hits me....a random plot bunny!

General overview: Humor/Adventure

1: AU- this will be an alternate book six, because JKR book six sucked JMO
2. Harry & OOtP decide to put him in secret training
3. Voldemort gets po'd when DE's can't find Harry
4. Because Voldie's troops are out there searching for Harry anyway, they decide to polyjuice volunteer aurors as Harry to draw DE's away from Britain.
They capture 'em, question 'em and lock em up.
5. The aurors return to Voldie (polyjuiced) as his followers and infiltrate the rest of the DE's, until.................

Final chapter title: And then there were none

Is it viable? Anyone want to adopt a cute fuzzy plot bunny?

 

The problem I see with this is: where is Harry? Hiding and training? He isn't part of the story line. If you can work Harry in, it'd be much better.

 

Guess I forgot to mention that, maybe both? He gets to be included in some of the takedowns after some training....I can see the story along the same humor lines as "Make a Wish".

To me one of the funniest twists would be that Voldie shows up at Hogwarts, all of the teachers polyjuiced as as Dumbledore and all the students juiced as Harry...