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Discussion in 'Story Search' started by Moloch, Aug 26, 2009.

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  1. Portus

    Portus Heir

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    Aug 26, 2009 #21
    What JB said. No joke, she is gorgeous. Very sexy with the dimples. That's what all the HHr-shippers were hopelessly dreaming Hermione would look like all grown up.

    Agreed. Wait, you mean there's a chance that isn't the real HS?
     
  2. kmfrank

    kmfrank Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Aug 26, 2009 #22
    Heather = Jessica Simpson back when she was hot and had epic boobz.

    Everyone knows that when DLPers fap to Heather, they are fapping to that image.
     
  3. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Aug 26, 2009 #23
    Next we'll learn that Heather is in fact 4'11 and 230 pounds.

    Then Frank's dick will shrivel up and die.

    :awesome
     
  4. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Aug 26, 2009 #24
    She'd be as wide as she is tall, at that weight.

    o_O

    ....dat' ass.
     
  5. Moloch

    Moloch Groundskeeper

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    Aug 27, 2009 #25
    That's when you call her square. >_>
     
  6. kmfrank

    kmfrank Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Aug 27, 2009 #26
    Nah, you call her a human chode.

    Like what I pictured Umbridge to be. Or Mimi from the Drew Carey Show.
     
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