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Complete You Did What?! by Nonjon - M

Discussion in 'Humor' started by nonjon, Dec 9, 2005.

  1. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    I saw the same writing on Clemence Poesy's back and stomach in a video at filecabi.net. What does it mean?
     
  2. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    "Save me" and "Complete me" as far as I know.

    I just didn't want to make them dirty gray like old Snivelly's, didn't want him commando, since Harry had just given him a vagina, so I figured I'd make sure the people familiar with Fleur's delicious rack would recognize the undies. Plain white, snitch-covered or lil cow heads all didn't seem as fun as a fresh reminder of those yummy bressesses.
     
  3. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    hehe :lol: ......perverted old man

    Anyway, the story is too cool so far. I'm waiting for an update.
     
  4. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    It was explained to me as Save me (anal) get me (vagina). I remember asking this technical virgin bitch that used to work with me about it, as she had a shirt with arrows on it pointing to the respectice spots.
     
  5. ShanTom

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    I've always been a fan of this trilogy. The trick with cutting off heads was great, if I were Sirius I'd shit in my pants :D
    I always knew that Puffs are really power hungry descendants of Merlin or something like that. Woah weird mental image -> :chainsaw::headshot: :axe: .
    Yep, that is exactly their way of killing 8). And now since they've got a leader (Light Lord Potter), they can rule the world !!!
    Muahaahahahahahahahaa !!!!!
    Feel the power of the Puff Side !!!!!
    There is no ... erm ... hmm ... There is no power, there is only POWER and those who are too fluffy to seek it !
     
  6. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    Nobody expects the Hufflepuff Inquisition!

    Nobody!
     
  7. Anonymous

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    HILARIOUS!! :D


    I shit myself (Literally)

    Maybe I should go to a doctor? Eh, I'll deal with it later.

    ANyway, keep writing :goes to change pants: :D :wink:
     
  8. Lutris

    Lutris Jarl Dovahkiin DLP Supporter

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    Monty Python!

    'cause nobody fucks with a puff.
     
  9. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    new update.


    pretty funny :D :D :D
     
  10. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    I don't mean to give the author a big head or anything, but one reviewer called this chapter the MOST CREATIVE CHAPTER IN THE HISTORY OF HARRY POTTER FANFIC that they'd ever read.

    I'm just saying.
     
  11. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    Well, it IS quite good. One of the best in the story, actually.
     
  12. nonjon

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    I definitely agree. Easily one of the sixteen best chapters in this story so far. No question about it.
     
  13. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    Now you're just being humble...
     
  14. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    I owe you an apology. THis is HILARIOUS!!! :D :D :D :D


    DObby :Shakes head: BRILLIANT!!!
     
  15. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    I'm a little curious what's changed in the last three hours, but nevertheless apology accepted.

    /me is guessing ChuckDaTruck looked up "Kegels" on the internet.
     
  16. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    Maybe :wink: :D
     
  17. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    * shakes head * Nonjon... sometimes you rival Charlie & Gio... only your more subtle its...... scary.


    ( :twisted: )
     
  18. IndoGhost

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    Lmao..i love it.
    Praise be to Dobby!
    Praise be to Dobby!
    Praise be to Dobby!
    Praise be to Dobby!
    I wonder if dobby did it with wink in the future while haveing house-wizards watch?....kinky..but their elf so i donno.*wonders*
     
  19. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    More subtle than Charlie and Gio?

    Is that kind of like being prettier than Umbridge?

    As for whether it was the future or not, Dobby still got to bitchslap Sirius, slam the Ponce and Snivelly into the wall, and call the whole lot of them idiot squib dumbasses.

    Yes, that Mastery in Cheek is just around the corner.

    And it always seems the ones who are subs for the longest turn into the most vicious doms. For some reason elf sex to me would involve thumbs and ears mainly.
     
  20. Xiph0

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    Well....~_~ shit. Was that whole future-bit part of the prank or a real mis-hap? .... :?

    ... If that wasn't part of it, then it made the chapter more erie then funny :(
     
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