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Complete You Did What?! by Nonjon - M

Discussion in 'Humor' started by nonjon, Dec 9, 2005.

  1. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    That WAS the prank.

    And it was HILARIOUS!!!


    Bitchy?! BRILLIANT!!!
     
  2. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    If it makes you feel better, you can consider it a real mishap. Err... I mean part of the prank. Yeah that it's. A mishap part of the real prank.
     
  3. marietsy

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    I enjoy this story and the prequel. In fact, I love all the stories by nonjon.
     
  4. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    I love this story. Pathetically, I check everyday (Usually multiple times) to see if you've updated. I'm always riveted by your work (and usually laughing).

    ONe question, are Lily, James and Sirius gonna get to live this time? (maybe in the form of turtles? I always find them amusing. I don't kow why, though.)

    Update soon!!! :D :D :D
     
  5. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    I'm working on it. Finishing out the plans for the rest of the story. Looks like only 5 more chapters.

    Trying to watch both IU hoosiers b-ball and NFL playoffs. Soon as the hoosiers finish off Ohio State, I'll work on the chapter while leaving the football on.

    And if you're that desperate my yahoogroup always has partials of the chapters as I write them. Maybe will have the next chapter tomorrow night. Not sure.

    And Lily James and Sirius will most likely not get to live. Not that they are exactly alive at the moment anyway. Harry's always gotta do the right thing... eventually. And that's fixing the Dursleys. Well, as best he can at least.
     
  6. ip82

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    That sucks. Can't you do something with Animagus transformation? Or make them take dementor bodies? Or some other crazy shit?
     
  7. nonjon

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    I don't want to give too much away... but since I keep claiming they're not exactly alive, don't assume too much when I'm inclined to say they're not likely to live. Or maybe I'm just saying that to appease you.

    It is tempting to think... hmm, they need three bodies. Might be righteous to throw Sirius into Snivelly's and then Lily and James could fill out Draco and Tibbles. Three different marked followers... actually, that is tempting.

    Course this close to the end I'm unlikely to confirm nor deny anything. Nor give too much away.
     
  8. ChuckDaTruck

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    Well, I jus wanted to say that I hope you update soon.
     
  9. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    I'm getting there. These last few chapters sometimes take a little longer. I want to finish up very much too.

    Blame Jono/serpant-sorcerer for writing nearly 50,000 word chapters and distracting me during the lulls at work.

    But I've got 3400 words of the next chapter so soon here.

    EDIT:

    There you go.

    New chapter up now.
     
  10. ChuckDaTruck

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    HILARIOUS NEW CHAPTER!!!!


    THE bachelor party with Neville was BRILLIANT!! :D :D :D :wink:
     
  11. Lord Ravenclaw

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    Nice chapter. That was great! =)
     
  12. Xiph0

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    (Chuck, your sigs brilliant :lol: )

    That chap. was great, hope the next one comes quick ^.^
     
  13. Dark Syaoran

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    Maaaaaate Juuuuuuice.

    Great chapter.
     
  14. ChuckDaTruck

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    Another update coming?

    Yes? No? Maybe so? :wink:


    Seriously, I'm addicted. I'm a junkie. Its YOUR FAULT!! YOU MADE ME THIS WAY!!
     
  15. nonjon

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    Tonight? No... no more update tonight. Probably three chapters left. I'm hoping to finish this up in a week or so.

    Maybe a couple days till next update. I want this done.

    Boy this Redskins and Seahawks game is a stinker. And why is "Redskins" still a team? It's one thing when you're using an actual local Native American tribe (like Seminoles). It's another to just use a common racial slur.

    You think if we hadn't killed off all the native americans, there would be more of a stink? How about if we had the Atlanta Spearchuckers? Or Alabama Blackies? You think the NAACP would've let this slide this long? And naturally it's the team in the nation's capital. Sigh. I'm all for tradition to some degree, but this one just makes no sense to me.

    Okie... back to chapter 19 scene planning.
     
  16. Xiph0

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    Great chap, can't wait for the convo next chap.

    That comment from Ginny made me gag a little though... I have a half-finished can of soda now...
     
  17. Midknight

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    Edit: I was da wrong, too much no sleepy make me stoopid.
     
  18. nonjon

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    Umm Mid... I'd recommend doing the tiniest bit of research before you get mocked too much. Seriously.

    Though I suppose today's playoff game was at Seattle.

    So I guess you're not completely incorrect.

    Technically I think FedEx Field is in Landover Maryland... then again both NY Jets and Giants play their home games in Jersey.
     
  19. ChuckDaTruck

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    HILARIOUS!!! :D :D :D


    I love the remark, "Use magic to hide my cottage-cheese thighs!"


    BRILLIANT!!

    Although, in reality, who really cares, eh? :wink:
     
  20. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Seriously? Hrm sorry bout that, been up for quite some time ( atl east 3 days), and I wasn't sure about it, googled it and everything showed Seattle, so that's what my sleep befuddled mind registered as. Sorry bout that, think I'll go lie down now :oops:
     
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