Heh, wanted to keep the tradition going I guess. I remember hearing about Kitchenware all the time (and still do sometimes) but it seems lately they've started to fade away.

So to keep the Kitchenware alive I've restarted this thread.

Knock yourselves out. Literally or figuratively.

All Hail the Mighty Salt Shaker!

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Ice cream scooper of doom!!

 

Thai Throwing Spatula! Able to slit an enemy's throat from thirty yards.

 

Beware of teh one Spork

Three Forks for the Mods under the sky,
Seven Spoons for the Fangirls in their halls of stone,
Nine Knives for Slashers doomed to die,
And One Spork for the Dark Lord Potter on his dark throne
In the Land of the DLP where the Shadows lie.

One Spork to rule them all, One Spork to find them,
One Spork to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

 

My four sided cheese grater capable of shredding or grinding to mush...

 

The mighty tomato slicer. Never underestimate it.

 

Potato peeler! Say goodbye to your skin...

 

Egg Cutter - The Doom Of All Reproduction



Works on boiled eggs, nuts and eyeballs as well as a number of soft parts. Just have to boil the stuff good beforehand. But its always better to take time in the kitchen.

 

salad tongs. use em to squeeze draco's balls.

 

this whisk has everything under control.

 

All hail the knork!!!

 

My implement of doom is the rotisserie spit sword (with forks, for extra impaling):

 

Knife Block

 

When a standard egg beater just doesn't cut it.

 

Teacup


Wine Glass


...some of the older members have two.

 

Meat Hammer--loooks like a small metal slegehammer that fits in your palm...except it has SPIKES. (I swear to Dog this exists...if only in my friend's house).

 

http://www.acema******/graphics/00000001/products/AAAAMT11.jpg this? It's called a meat tenderizer.

 

my weapon of doom is...


the nut cracker, all i can say is ouch.

 

Oh god... I just read your post and I couldnt stop laughing. PHEAR THE NUT CRACKER AND THE SPORK! WE SHALL RULE TOGETHER!