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Your kitchenware implement of doom is?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Stalicon, Jan 16, 2006.

  1. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    The oven tray. Simple, yet effective. It can be burning hot when needed too. :twisted:
     
  2. That_Boy

    That_Boy DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    is an icepick really considered kitchenware??
     
  3. Necrule Paen

    Necrule Paen DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    You use it to break ice blocks for margaritas. And it is not innocent looking, ever heard of Basic Instinct?
     
  4. MadEyes

    MadEyes Seventh Year

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    Mine are the rusted, poisoned Cookie Cutters of death. And they come in different shapes for each different season as well...they have served me well. :wink:
     
  5. MudEye

    MudEye Second Year

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    My kitchenware of doom is............the colander of overwhelming loophole
     
  6. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    Who's laid claim to the nutcracker?

    If no one has I got dibs on the good old-fashioned classic Nutcracker - now with pulp!
     
  7. Spacks

    Spacks Order Member DLP Supporter

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    Fear the rolling pin.
     
  8. That_Boy

    That_Boy DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    sorry dude, collander's taken

     
  9. Spacks

    Spacks Order Member DLP Supporter

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    MadEye joined before you that_boy.

    So he might have already chosen it before you.

    MadEyes
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    That_Boy
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  10. That_Boy

    That_Boy DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    I don't really mind, just pointing it out.
    He joined after me btw
     
  11. Violent Seas

    Violent Seas Sixth Year

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    definitely the peeler. i've always fantasized torturing someone with a peeler :twisted: :chainsaw:
     
  12. That_Boy

    That_Boy DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    MudEye
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    talking about different people here...
     
  13. MadEyes

    MadEyes Seventh Year

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    Im MadEyes, but my kitchenware of choice are my trusty cookie cutters. Now MudEye is a whole other member entirely, and quite new to the forums as well. :wink:
     
  14. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    ::snorts:: And the confusion begins...

    He wasn't talking to MadEyes, he was talking to MudEye. :roll:
     
  15. MadEyes

    MadEyes Seventh Year

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    Ah, I love the chaos. :D
     
  16. That_Boy

    That_Boy DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    It's started sooner than we thought, flee! Flee for your lives.
     
  17. DGD

    DGD Headmaster

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    Heh, that's the kind of stuff that makes my day. . . I guess I don't have much of a life. . .
     
  18. Cervus

    Cervus Raptured to Hell

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    MadEyes and MudEye, their DLP's alternative to the Weasley twins. They'll cause mischief and confusion whenever they post in the same thread.
     
  19. That_Boy

    That_Boy DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    Maybe we should pit them against eachother in an ultimate cage match to see who gets to keep their name.
     
  20. MadEyes

    MadEyes Seventh Year

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    *Raises eyebrow* How come I doubt this will ever happen?
     
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