Because this is the internet and you will probably never ever meet??

 

Ah, you'd be surprised what you can do with modern technology nowadays.

 

Can we really do an virtual ultimate cage match??? jumps up and down excitedly

 

The world is full of scientific advancements... you just have to find the right one.

 

I choose you! Ice Maker!

So I can toss freezing ice cubes on to people.

 

So far no one has called tongs, good for stabbing and removing internal organs, so I'm calling dibs.

 

the iron skillet all the way

 

ROFL!!

Christ, talk about fuck up of the day.

*proceeds to beat myself with rolling pin*

Sorry That_Boy

 

welcome in the chaos^^
my new kitchenware of doom is a wet sponge
it is a ultimate weapon against mudbloods

 

excellent, may you weild it with ferocity

 

The amazing dehydrator of destruction. Used for making some deliscious jerky or watching Ginny wither away while stuck inside.

 

The Colander!

 

Originally I had the spoon and fork. It started as me making a joke about how badass some ninjas were, then it grew to me having Voldemort stab Vernon in the crotch with a fork, later it was Harry Imperio'ing Dudley to spoon his own eyes out.

I gave up using the fork, and settled in on the spoon. I think we had folks take the olvie fork and salad fork, but I'm unsure if anyone grabbed the normal fork or not

 

:raises kitchenware of doom:

I am the wielder of the salad fork of ubiquitous puncture holes. Great for popping a Cherry... Tomato. :twisted:

 

Kitchenware

I hold the shiny Apple Cutter, perfect for cutting Apples and the occasional Ginny-Apple.

 

CAST IRON SKILLET

 

Hmmm... has anyone chosen cookies yet? Otherwise can oppener could do.

 

Darn... cookies are good for posion and if hardened for throwing, if sweet for distracting your foes. How about rubber pipping?