WTF is Rubbe pipping? My instrument of doom... wait for it... The Uber Torte Knife of Doom!!!!!!!!!!!!! long, thin, heated (not really). Perfect defense against all you slash haters *slashes towards you* (not a writer, just a reader) :twisted: Of course, with you all advancing on me I feel I need back up. Does the entire refrigerator count? Usable as a shield, and to bash the heads of people. If not, I am needing a shield implement.

 

I picked the Bread Knife of Doom™.

It cuts through bread and leaves the crumbs in places. Good for cutting up stalker bitches erm... Ginny with quick clean strokes. Not a single cell out of place.

 

I have to go with the humble piping bag. I'm still unsure how I could injure someone with it, but I could use it to write messages using my victim’s blood. :twisted:

 

I use the Knasty Knork, and yes, its real. Tis the ultimate combo, and Knife and a Fork combined into one instrument that could be used for cutting AND spearing. The knork is far better than its cousin, the spork, no offense Raven, but really, what use is a spork?

 

I use the dreaded FONDU FORK mwuhahahah I will use its long range attack to kill all H/G lovers while staying far enough away to not be contaminated by their spurting blood. :twisted: yay me! :twisted:

 

I wield the 'cutting board of pain'!

Good for blocking other kitchen implements and administering the smackdown on misbehaving Mary-sues!

--bornagainpenguin (who just read through this thread to ensure he found something original)

 

*sniffs*

I seem to be split between two equally dangerous tools...in the right hands.

Either the blender or the can opener...both make for violent deaths, and one can easily grind up whatever infinitesmal part of Ginny's virtue is left and pour it down her throat while her eyeballs are gouged out with the can opener.

*shudders* oh...it sounds so good

 

I choose the apple corer... perfect for getting at the eyeballs of your foes. or gutting them.

 

I do believe that blender is taken, so you get the can opener

 

Craving Knife! Impales and cuts. Fear Its Awesome cutty Powers!

 

I've always wielded the evil, extremely durable (*cough*), plastic knife of unexpected torture!

Because, really, who would expect a plastic knife to cause much harm? (the fact that it does or not, has yet to be seen)

 

Well, if you break said knife, then the point will cause much harm.

 

In fact that could be the reason it would be so good!

 

*stares at people in horror* ...but... that would mean I'd have to break it.

That's so cruel! *hugs plastic knife* I could never do that to it! *whispers brokenly* Never.

 

Um Okaaaaaaay *steps away slowly*

 

Oh, come on! I'm not that creepy. Geez. No one can take the slightest little slip into insanity anymore. Always like "Okay.. I'm going to leave now" and "backing away"! Besides, breaking my plastic knife to make it into a more suitable weapon would defeat the purpose of weilding a plastic knife, wouldn't it?

I'd be weilding something blasphemous! A broken plastic knife. I'll leave that to the people with sense, thank you.

 

Besides, I did get a nasty cut from a butter knife once - isn't that awfully similar to the sharpness of a plastic knife?

 

*snicker*

 

i wield the Cleaver of Cleavieness!
it cleaves.