Hey!

I happen to regard insanity as a virtue

 

Well, you would, Gio. :roll:

(I'd agree with you on that "insanity is a virtue" bit, but I think my therapist is stalking me, so I don't want any incriminating evidence lying about. She probably accesses my history while I'm asleep! *sob* Oh, the invasion of privacy... )

 

No seriously, a bit of tempered insanity really is a good thing to have. Otherwise you get to serious, and get weighed down with the world and shit.

Of course then again I am "Mr. Eccentric" at my high school Wearing toga's to school and wearing balloon hats tends to earn one that title. That is if the long hair and inside out and backwards outfits that I wear on occassion don't do it

 

That might do it? 8)

 

Nothing wrong with being the eccentric one. Of course, coming from me, that might not be trustworthy.
And, what do you mean wearing things backwards and inside out might do it? Isn't that a normal thing?

 

Well it seems normal to me... But it doesn't seem normal to others.

I think they are all mentally unbalanced.

 

Fear my spatula.

I use it to fry the eyeballs of puppies and MY ENEMIES!!!!

 

Nope, That's my weapon, thanks, your going to have to choose another one. I chose it when I got here in the summer.

 

GIRL-FIGHT!!!

Shit everyone get your body armor and get inside the forcefield... This could get ugly.

*begins taking pictures while shielding Dark Lord Gullible's eyes so he doesn't have to see the horriffic violence*

Referee: Ok Ladies we have a 2 minute half time so that we can clean up the blood and vital organs

Lady R: Fuck that shit, die asshole

Silent: Agreed

Ref: What did I do in a past life to deserve this?

God: You tried to break up a girl fight, you were supposed to learn from your mistake in this lifetime

Ref: Fuck you, you asshole! you put me in this position

God: Ooops... *backs away*

 

Allright, I apologize, I had asked if anyone had it.... I don't think you were online that week.
Is anyone using a shrimp fork?

 

Ummmm... Isn't a meat cleaver different from a meat tenderizer?

Last time I checked a meat cleaver was made to cut through the toughness of the meat while the tenderizer was used to soften it up before cooking it.

If I'm wrong about it just ignore me anyway.

 

No, neither of us had a cleaver unless I'm mistaken. And I might very well be. After all, I can act horribly like a dumb blonde at the most inopportune times.

Now, unless it's claimed, I shall take a shrimp fork. Excellent for removing entrails with near-surgical precision.

 

SHE HAS THE SHRIMP FORK!!!


Everyone, remain calm, and quickly and quietly move away. REMEMBER NO SUDDEN MOVES!!!


:quietly steps backward away from scary lady wielding shrimp fork:

 

How many types of forks are there?

 

MILLIONS........

:drones listlessly: "There is no escape. The forks will get you. There is no escape. The forks will get you. There is..."

 

There is the teacup and wineglass..nothing can stand in the way of my kitchenware, Please believe.

 

Quite a few. If you set a table for a fancy meal, I believe there are at least five different kinds one can use, though probably more. Well, at least five kinds in my kitchen drawer.

 

I never saw much point in having that many different kinds of forks.. well, unless you need a replacement or two handy, but couldn't people just buy a bunch of the same kind of fork and be happy?

Then again, variety does make for a very unhappy being-that-is-to-be-tortured-by-kitchenware.

 

*pokes giovanni with fondu fork and watches Girl-Fight gleefully*

Why were you shielding my eyes asshole *mutters*

 

Because of this:

DUN DUN DUN!