And your the one with unresolved sexual tension. :twisted:

 

Dude I wouldn't laugh too much if I were you. You're almost an adult legally yourself... It wouldn't take too much to get yourself in trouble. I heard of a guy who was dating\screwing a younger girl and he had just turned 18 and bam they came down on him so hard.... do a google and you'll see what I mean. I don't remember all the details but everyone was okay with stuff until the dude turned 18 and then the local prosecutor went nuts...

--bornagainpenguin (who wonders if the DOO could be considered obscene? and jail-worthy in the eyes of an overzealous prosecutor)

 

DOO could be construed as such, however it is protected speech.

Unless your in Utah. Then its 100% illegal.

 

Or in Canada..I think. I read something about it in a YRO Slashdot post I think? I don't remember. Just remember that 'community standards' clause is a real bitch, especially since you're writing about characters in a children's book...

Anyway just pointing out the fact that you're not in a safe enough position yourself to be pointing fingers at people...

LOL, the real pedophiles are the ones who write HP+GW stories...have you seen some of that shit? The lemons I mean?

--bornagainpenguin

 

You and your picture taking ways

but agreed about the H/G writers. They are almost as bad as the idiot who wrote that fic with Strawberry Vanilla CocoButterLove

 

Back to the fork thingy, I think that it is a plot of both the rich AND the workers, the rich so that they can laugh at the workers for using the wrong fork, and the workers so that they can laugh at the rich for spending so much money on different kinds of forks.

 

I think it is a conspiracy that was designed by people like us (who don't really care either way... I hope.) to waste everyones time on something completely pointless.

Which, if you didn't know, is amusing only if it isn't you trying to figure out what fork is used for what. In that case, the people who cared too little about forks to even bother setting up such a thing, get to say "I told you so." and laugh.

 

Man I turn my back for a few weeks and this is what I find......any pictures left?

 

Guess what I found out about the fork stuff? There is about 31 different types of forks out there. 31. Imagine the table setting for that!

 

I select toothpicks... not taken yet, right?

 

I don't think so. What kind? The small ones or the deli sandwich ones?

 

The small ones is what I had in mind. Your average run of the mill toothpicks, could be quite fun to get creative.

 

post

the teaspoon of doom
realy scary :twisted:

 

Might have been taken, can't be bothered to check.

 

Wow, I don't think there are many non-fork kitchenware items left. That being the case, I chose to twin-wield two butcher knives; with the one in my left hand in the reverse position for blocking any incomming blows.

 

is a potato peeler taken yet?

 

I claim the bar strainer!!1!one!!!

The bar strainer insures that ice and pieces of entrails stay put in the tumbler. The upper side of the strainer plate is burled for a secure grip. The flexible spiral can be easily removed for cleaning and insterting. Right-angled cut-out with overflow perforations for hitting and leaving patterns on skin.

 

Finnaly I found the non-taken.
The mighty garlic crasher.
Beware me!!!!!! Muwahahahahha!1
LOL :mrgreen:

 

Ice-cream scooper.... EYES BEWARE I TAKE YOU WITH THE SCOOPER OF DOOOOOOOM.....DOOOOOOM!

 

Yes!!! The Potato Peeler is MINE!!!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHA