1. DLP Flash Christmas Competition + Writing Marathon 2024!

    Competition topic: Magical New Year!

    Marathon goal? Crank out words!

    Check the marathon thread or competition thread for details.

    Dismiss Notice
  2. Hi there, Guest

    Only registered users can really experience what DLP has to offer. Many forums are only accessible if you have an account. Why don't you register?
    Dismiss Notice
  3. Introducing for your Perusing Pleasure

    New Thread Thursday
    +
    Shit Post Sunday

    READ ME
    Dismiss Notice

Your pet peeves in fanfiction

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Mock Moniker, Jan 31, 2011.

Not open for further replies.
  1. Alive and Free

    Alive and Free Groundskeeper

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2011
    Messages:
    337
    Location:
    Australia
    In canon the Marauder's Map shows all four classrooms, so there's a basis for students knowing the location of other classrooms. Plus, there's interhouse dating.
     
  2. Oruma

    Oruma Order Member

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2010
    Messages:
    833
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    PoCo, Canada
    You meant common rooms, yes?
     
  3. lilandriss

    lilandriss Second Year

    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2012
    Messages:
    52
    But there aren't multiple copies of that map and how many students actually know about it?

    Inter-house dating/friendships makes sense.

    Thanks all who cleared that bit up. Anyone want to take a stab at the rest of it? Besides Voldemort just being totally bat shit crazy?
     
  4. Thaumologist

    Thaumologist Fifth Year ~ Prestige ~

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    149
    Location:
    Wrexham, Wales
    High Score:
    2000
    Because generally we like to read about Harry. And most fics featuring Harry take place during his school years. If Voldemort doesn't attack the school, we aren't going to see much of him.
     
  5. lilandriss

    lilandriss Second Year

    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2012
    Messages:
    52
    Woman Vs Women. How is it that some authors can't seem to tell the difference between singular and plural? How does 'We spoke to a women' make ANY sense at all? :facepalm I can understand it if English isn't the first language but come on! I've been seeing this from authors that I *know* are native English speakers! It's no biggie if it's a simple typo but when it shows up constantly throughout the whole piece, then the author needs to go back to grade school assuming they're not there already. :fire
     
  6. KrzaQ

    KrzaQ Denarii Host DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    May 9, 2008
    Messages:
    1,404
    Location:
    Poland
    Their are worst spelling errors then you're example. You should of known that.
     
  7. pdo91

    pdo91 Professor DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2009
    Messages:
    495
    Location:
    Colorado
    You make me cry, KrzaQ, even if your just trolling.
     
  8. lilandriss

    lilandriss Second Year

    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2012
    Messages:
    52
    Oh yes, please excuse me. :splatter:
     
  9. Portus

    Portus Heir

    Joined:
    Nov 25, 2008
    Messages:
    2,553
    Location:
    Music City
    Uh, yeah, just because /Harry/ doesn't know where all the common rooms are and how to get into them, well, that doesn't say much. I mean, we *are* talking about Voldemort here.

    You know, the guy who not only found the Room of Requirement but the Chamber of Secrets, something thought to be merely a legend even *after* he opened it.


    So no, I don't think old Tom was somehow ignorant of the location of the Hufflepuff Common Room.
     
  10. Thaumologist

    Thaumologist Fifth Year ~ Prestige ~

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    149
    Location:
    Wrexham, Wales
    High Score:
    2000
    Not warning of se/prequels. I just started reading something, and in an Author's note three chapters in (and at the end of that chapter), the author says "oh, by the way, those of you confused by what's going on - go check out the first in the series. You can find it on my page".

    So I go and check, just to see if the first fic is short enough for an evening read. And find that I was reading what was probably the sixth, as all her summaries mention the same OC surname. But not any order.
     
  11. GrayFox

    GrayFox Slug Club Member DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Sep 9, 2011
    Messages:
    190
    Location:
    God's waiting room
    sort by date published and then read in order
     
  12. Mordecai

    Mordecai Drunken Scotsman –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2005
    Messages:
    559
    Location:
    Englandshire
    High Score:
    5,725
    That'd normally work, but not always. Some authors with long series I've found, have got them published out of order for one reason or another. Usually either the fic got deleted at some point, or they went through to edit or rewrite bits. But the end result in them being out of chronological order.
     
  13. samkar

    samkar Temporarily Banhammered

    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2010
    Messages:
    820
    They didn't see Buckbeak being killed but that is a minor problem. IMHO JKR invented an impossible paradox where Harry saved himself and Sirius from the Dementors. How can anybody save himself after being "dead" through the Dementor's kiss.
    The typical paradox is where somebody goes back in time where he either removes his own existence or the reason he goes back in time.

    IMHO JKR completely lost her marbles there.
     
  14. Mordecai

    Mordecai Drunken Scotsman –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2005
    Messages:
    559
    Location:
    Englandshire
    High Score:
    5,725
    It makes perfect sense, because at no time did Harry receive the Dementors Kiss. He saved himself before it happened. His going back in time and saving himself didn't change the past, because there exists no version of the past where he didn't get saved by himself.
     
  15. Lens of Sanity

    Lens of Sanity Backtraced

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2011
    Messages:
    78
    Location:
    Sol
    It's kind of "garbled," but yeah I'll have to agree with it because that's kind of right on the money...

    ...

    Unfortunately I need to go back to an earlier post (and risk a horrible flaming!)

    I know I’m playing the same tired old note on the same tired old banjo but; T3t says “Soul Bonding” is canon… And I’ll accept that as canon because he’s a total badsass.

    However what I can’t accept, is the fact that so many random arseholes (like myself), seem to find it difficult to prove the veracity of this statement…

    ...

    Quote it, or link me to the additional material, because I'm essentially an ignorant cretin
     
  16. T3t

    T3t Purple Beast of DLP ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2011
    Messages:
    176
    Location:
    Los Angeles
    High Score:
    3,164
    A piece of Voldemort's soul is embedded in Harry, and they share a connection as a result of that. That's pretty clearly a soul-bond.
     
  17. Aerylife

    Aerylife Not Equal

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    141
    Location:
    Everywhere
    High Score:
    1,828
    Therefore Voldemort/Harry was born and the fandom collectively facepalmed.
     
  18. Portus

    Portus Heir

    Joined:
    Nov 25, 2008
    Messages:
    2,553
    Location:
    Music City
    I think my IQ has dropped about 10 points from exposure to all the dumb on display in this thread.
     
  19. Lens of Sanity

    Lens of Sanity Backtraced

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2011
    Messages:
    78
    Location:
    Sol
    Yeah, but I wrote "two" shitty stories using this concept as a feckless joke! I mean 'Cum On! that's lame in the extreme.

    ...

    Not that I'm insulting your obvious reasoning.

    *awkward smile*
     
  20. Knyght

    Knyght Alchemist

    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2010
    Messages:
    2,349
    Location:
    England
    How many years have you been under this mistaken impression?
     
Loading...
Not open for further replies.