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You're a wizard, DLP.

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Jon, Aug 9, 2015.

  1. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    The collective hive mind consciousness of Dark Lord Potter wakes up in the Harry Potter Universe. What does it do?
     
  2. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    The first question that we would need to ask; would Dee' Elpee be it's own person, or would it take the role of Harry, as we usually write?
     
  3. T3t

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    You fall to the ground as a deafening argument about magical theory erupts in your head, with subthreads of wizard vs. muggle superiority.
     
  4. Ched

    Ched Da Trek Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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    DLP would clearly manifest as some version of Harry. That's in the rules. But would DLP be Harry? Would DLP be a little voice in Harry's head? Would DLP merge with Harry? If so, would it be noticeable to Harry, or simply exert an undetectable influence on his personality? I vote for the latter.
     
  5. Rayndeon

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    Do we or do we not have knowledge of the canonical HPverse?
     
  6. Warlocke

    Warlocke Fourth Champion

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    What, like a... fic-crux?

    Okay. I think we can all grudgingly agree that Snape was, er, necessary. But -hear me out- he doesn't really need his genitals to do his job, right?

    Right?

    It's either start off with a little petty vengeance, or the hive mind will probably go into a fugue state as it tries to decide between a training sequence or harem building. :sherlock:

    So... sever us Severus?
     
  7. ScottPress

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    We would be Minister in a month.
     
  8. TMNTurtwig

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    DLP Plays Harry? Praise Helix-Mort.
     
  9. Stan

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    Aren't we supposed to be Dark Lord Potter? Our last name is Potter, so we must be Harry. We have the title of Dark Lord to live up to as well. So: We kill Voldemort to get rid of competition, we kill Dumbledore because he could never be a Dark Lord otherwise, we kill a few muggles to prove once and for all that Wizards>Muggles, we kill Umbridge because she exists, then we take over the Ministry and rule Magical Britain forever.

    Take over the World in Five Easy Steps : DLP style.
     
  10. Odran

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    You forgot mentioning killing off the Malfoys and Snape.
     
  11. Steelbadger

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    I think we should direct our efforts towards getting into Fleur's knickers. Much more constructive use of our time.
     
  12. Stan

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    Tonks is obviously preferable. She can transform into any girl, so she is better suited for our various tastes.
     
  13. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    We try various ways to game/exploit the HP magic system and have them all blow up in our face.
     
  14. Andrela

    Andrela Plot Bunny DLP Supporter

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    This is hilarious because I just know that this is what would happen. We would think ourselves very clever and would become overconfident.

    Then boom, buffalo.
     
  15. Odran

    Odran Fourth Champion

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    Now you're just being silly.

    Why not both?
     
  16. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    No. Because DLP collectively is well-read and we know this shit never works. We'd be smarter than that. And there are enough of us to pin you down and tie you up if the need arises.
     
  17. Download

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    We need to remember to utter the phrase "For the greater good" every time we see Dumbledore.
     
  18. Andrela

    Andrela Plot Bunny DLP Supporter

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    I'm not sure acting like a dick to the man would accomplish anything worthwhile and useful.
     
  19. ScottPress

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    For teh lulz.
     
  20. Trooper

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    We find the absence of a bespoke suit on our person, disturbing.
    We remedy that.
    Everything else comes later.

    Then this sounds like the very thing to do.
     
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