I get to fight zombies with a flashlight.

 

A stack of harddrives, or a jug of peanuts, or a workshop sized flashlight. All are stacked on top of each other =/

 

A bicycle. Who needs to fight when they can get away.

 

...I have a plastic ruler.

I suppose if I sharpen the edges, it can make for a crude shank. :/

 

Those damn zombies don't stand a chance against my organic chemistry textbook. Shit weights a ton.

 

1 Yorkshire Terrier. Missing half his teeth. Likes people. Currently, he's trying to get all the burrs out of the hair around his paws, again.

Correction: 1 stupid but loud dog.

 

hmm it points to my closet with a metal pipe in it /lucks out

 

A blank wall....

I'm so fucked.

 

Letter opener...not the worst thing, I guess.

 

Pizza box :awesome

Empty pizza box, unfortunately, but whatever.
And I think this needs it's own thread, instead of hijacking this one...

 

I will have to make do with a phone charger for the car. Granted, it's one of those behemoth ones for the iPhone by Belkin, that also holds the phone up in the air and transmits to the car's FM radio, but still...

 

The actual tower for my computer... sits just to the left of my monitor...

Barring that... a metal fan.

 

A couple cups, a couple plates, my tablet, a desk full of shit, and my computer.

I'm sure one of those things will function as a weapon.

 

I'm with Kensington and Jon - blank wall. Decent for zombie head smashing, but not very portable...

 

Heavy desk lamp and a bag full of sweets.

 

Stapler. Not a cheap plastic one neither, an Office sized heavy stapler. I could definitely bash some heads in.

I could also use it as intended and staple some paper bulleyes so the people with ranged weapons could practice... or staple "I am with dumbass" signs on the zombies.

 

My katana.

/thread

 

Mine also points to a closet but instead of a pipe I have a 1911. I think I'm good.

 

A door. :/