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Zombie invasion happens, what's to your left?

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Boo, Sep 12, 2010.

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  1. Swimdraconian

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    Sep 12, 2010 #21
    A box cutter, a bottle of Gatorade, and a half-empty packet of crisps.

    Could be worse.
     
  2. Dethklok

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    Sep 12, 2010 #22
    Stack of library books, stack of Stephen King and Warhammer 40K books, and more books in storage containers.

    That's it.

    Time to show those rotting fucks Reading is Fundamental.

    On a lighter note, beware of those Communists. And the Homosexuals.
     
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  3. Dilla

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    Sep 12, 2010 #23
    Some. . .Clorox Wipes and a glass Coca-Cola cup with un-sharpened pencils in it.
     
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    A box of comic books on top of my printer. :|
     
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    Sep 12, 2010 #25
    Zombies shall fear my mighty lamp.
     
  6. Ash

    Ash Moves Like Jagger DLP Supporter

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    A bed...hahaha. and some pillows. And a lighter. What great choices.
     
  7. fuubar

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    Sep 12, 2010 #27
    A stack of textbooks, my other laptop, and an AC power cord ...

    Although to my right there is a knife ...
     
  8. Zerg_Lurker

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    Shelf of books, trading cards and general crap, teddy bear, stapler, three hole punch, old modem, ac adapter for said modem, box of tissues, stack of cd's, wall, window a dozen stories up.

    Window's probably my best bet.
     
  9. Jormungandr

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    Sep 12, 2010 #29
    A window that would have a hard time with me fitting through it when open, and I'm on the second floor with concrete/gravel below, and a wooden fence nearby.

    I'm also fucked.
     
  10. Fiat

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    I'll have to make do with a T-shirt.
    I'm more fucked than you guys.
     
  12. Ashan

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    Sep 12, 2010 #32
    Well, considering I'm looking at this thread on my phone... Either the bus window, or a military arms depot.
     
  13. Xiph0

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    Sep 12, 2010 #33
    Lol I love this thread. The hand points to my closet, my closet has my guns and my blades. Zombies stand no chance.
     
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    Sep 12, 2010 #34
    Multi-vitamin bottle, cell phone, and a heavy-duty screwdriver. I suppose at least I have a semi-weapon, a way to call for help, and something to keep myself a bit healthier while scavenging food in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
     
  15. Dark Minion

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    Sep 12, 2010 #35
    A 20 cm long piece of railtrack. :awesome
    You can smash any brain with that.
     
  16. Aekiel

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    Sep 12, 2010 #36
    My mini-fridge, which contains booze. So at least if I do go down to a zombie apocalypse I'll be having a great time doing it. :awesome
     
  17. Innomine

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    Sep 12, 2010 #37
    You think you're fucked?

    I have a bed, pillows and a duvet...
     
  18. Ash

    Ash Moves Like Jagger DLP Supporter

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    Sep 12, 2010 #38
    Defeat them with sex? :awesome
     
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    Sep 12, 2010 #39
    1 air conditioner remote, 3 used sticky notes, a nine-months-through calender, a depleted auto air freshener.

    Methinks the zombies take this one, my friends. Now if only it had been what is to my right, then perhaps I'd have stood a chance...
     
  20. Alindrome

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    Sep 12, 2010 #40
    Toss-up between my DS and my scanner. I don't want to break either of them. D:
    I may die, but at least I'll have protected my beautiful set of hardware.
     
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