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  1. Giovanni
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    What do You Look for in a Girl/Guy?

    Your welcome m'lady :) Words with multiple meanings are great... Especially in AP Biology. Watching a movie on Evolution/Sexual reproduction here was one of the more memorable quotes. Man: There are lots of ways to concieve. Women: We tried all off them. Man: There are lots of ANGLES that you can take. The whole class was rolling around on the ground laughing for like 5 minutes before we stopped.
    Post by: Giovanni, Dec 5, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  2. Giovanni
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    LOL :) I'm sure you would. Aren't words with many meanings fun?
    Post by: Giovanni, Dec 5, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  3. Giovanni
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    What do You Look for in a Girl/Guy?

    Umm... *looks at LR and Midnite with a confused gesture of WTF clearly written on his face* *backs away slowly* < Is deeply disturbed... Hufflepuff on crack *shudders* Now I'm gonna have nightmares.
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 4, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  4. Giovanni
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    What do You Look for in a Girl/Guy?

    Its called post whoring. Its lots and lots of fun. Especially when everyone is on the same wavelength.
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 4, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  5. Giovanni
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    What do You Look for in a Girl/Guy?

    ^ Should stop slandering my perfectly maintained hair.
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 3, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  6. Giovanni
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    What do You Look for in a Girl/Guy?

    Thats just common sense. No one wants to date someone who stinks.
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 3, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  7. Giovanni
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    What do You Look for in a Girl/Guy?

    Whaht ah you talking a-boo-t? Eh? ROFL.
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 2, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  8. Giovanni
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    What do You Look for in a Girl/Guy?

    ROFL :) Your evil. My accent is a mix of a Philly accent and a couple other ones... Though its mostly Philly. Though I have been known to slip into one that bears an uncanny resemblence to that of Governer Ahnold and I can also do a fair Texas hick.
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 2, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  9. Giovanni
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    What do You Look for in a Girl/Guy?

    ^ Will never come close to achieving his goal.
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 2, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  10. Giovanni
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    What do You Look for in a Girl/Guy?

    I dunno... I just never liked being told what to wear. I have a feeling that I will never fit in if I enter the corporate world... Though that might be because I would toss everyone who didn't like my idea's out of the window of the skyscraper we were meeting in. Though it really is a personal thing. Some people put up with stupid things... Some people don't.
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 2, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  11. Giovanni
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    What do You Look for in a Girl/Guy?

    lol :) I had to wear a uniform on all of the sports teams I played on... I don't know whats up with that, in football the uniform just makes it easier for the other team to tackle you.
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 2, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  12. Giovanni
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    They never specified what colors the clothes had to be though... Thank god. Consequently I dressed in the most outrageousley colored/patterned stuff I could find. I went to school one day in chino pants that I tie-dyed. It didn't quite have the effect I wanted, but they still looked cool.
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 2, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  13. Giovanni
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    What do You Look for in a Girl/Guy?

    I dunno, certain southern accents annoy me. Though it may just be what the idiots are saying instead of what they sound like. I hate schools with strict dress codes. My old boarding school had us wearing suits and ties. I couldn't stand it.
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 2, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  14. Giovanni
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    lol :) Midnight face it, the world is controlled by ultra-religious fuckheads. And I said combined... Not individually.
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 2, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  15. Giovanni
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    lol :) You scare people, I offend people, and Midknight/LR are offended BY people. Between the 4 of us we probably tick off/are ticked off by a good 99% of the worlds population. Who wants a cookie?
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 2, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  16. Giovanni
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    ^ Forgets that she was the copyright infringer and did not risk her hair to make the tape.
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 2, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  17. Giovanni
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    ^ Loses copyright infringement lawsuit to Giovanni... Pays Giovanni all of those trillions. *Gives lady Rebecca 1 trillion $ to have fun with anyway as recognition of her changing the name*
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 2, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  18. Giovanni
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    *points out that LR is now bound, gagged, and has his magic supressed* *orders the remaining drone to fufill its original order using its chainsaw arm* *makes video tape* *sells tape on internet* *becomes billionaire*
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 2, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  19. Giovanni
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    What do You Look for in a Girl/Guy?

    *calmly raises forcefield his gerbil built for him* *brushes hand through his undamaged and still perfect hair* *Commands the military combat drones his gerbil built to show LR what an inmate named 'Bubba' will do to him in prison after LR drops his soap in the shower.*
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 2, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  20. Giovanni
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    What do You Look for in a Girl/Guy?

    Giovanni use HAIR GEL!?!?!?!?!?!! SACRILEDGE How could you suggest torching Giovanni's Hair LR? You must die. My Gerbil shall kill you.
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 2, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  21. Giovanni
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    What do You Look for in a Girl/Guy?

    Hehehe :) Destroying the opposition is always fun... But humiliating them is even more enjoyable.
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 2, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  22. Giovanni
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    What do You Look for in a Girl/Guy?

    Bah! Everyone between 13 and Dead has problems with their looks. Mainly because everyone has a differant definition of perfection. I was watching Blind Date about a week ago... They had 2 old people (91 and 88 respectively) on the show. They might have looked terrible to me, but to each other they looked alright. Never go harshly on yourself about your appearance if it's something you can't control. Now something like dandruff is of course inexcusable... Or at least it is for...
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 2, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  23. Giovanni
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    ^ Takes the joy out of Giovanni's life
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 2, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  24. Giovanni
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    lol :) Suprisingly your not the only person I know who has that problem... So all I can say is schadenfreude :) For those that don't know schadenfreude is German for "happiness at the misfortune of others." Seems like an appropriate phrase for this occasion. Edited: Careful, I have German heritage from my Father's grandparents. -LR
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 2, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  25. Giovanni
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    thats 3% more than Giovanni can tolerate.
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 1, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  26. Giovanni
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    Yeah. Though its not in the Men Commandments http://home.earthlink.net/~tgibson78/data/ it is an unnofficial one.
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 1, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  27. Giovanni
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    All flattering? Giovanni thinks not. Though that is mainly because Giovanni refuses to judge someone on a 100 pixel high image. Though Giovanni would like to compliment Lady Rebecca on her shiny well maintained hair. Giovanni would also like to know what conditioning products Lady Rebbecca uses in her hair. Oh and Ravenclaw, Giovanni wouldn't worry, if a bunch of crazy goths can set up a dating site and find... Well something... Then Giovanni is sure that you will find a...
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 1, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  28. Giovanni
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    What do You Look for in a Girl/Guy?

    Thats why The Flying Spaghetti Monster invented the technique of placing a paper bag w/ a hole through it over someone's head if they have a bad face or ugly hair.
    Post by: Giovanni, Sep 1, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  29. Giovanni
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    I dunno about Shakira. Yeah she has a great body... But I just can't find myself liking her hair. And as we all know, Giovanni values hair above all else, regardless of logic.
    Post by: Giovanni, Aug 31, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  30. Giovanni
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    What do You Look for in a Girl/Guy?

    Your not the only one. I would just like to have an intellectual conversation with a girl who wont die of starvation or heart attack. When I say I want an atheletic chick I mean it... Just as long as she isn't a power lifter... They scare me.
    Post by: Giovanni, Aug 31, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  31. Giovanni
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    What do You Look for in a Girl/Guy?

    I will agree with that point. Though really I still don't think I could find myself sexually attracted to someone who was fat... No matter how smart they were. I might be shallow in that aspect... but at least I'm honest.
    Post by: Giovanni, Aug 29, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  32. Giovanni
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    What do You Look for in a Girl/Guy?

    Anorexia? I like them skinny, but not corpse like... Besides if they are anorexic how can they have your back in a fight? Criminal tendencies are definately a bonus... Last year was funny, on mischief night me a couple friends and my friends gf @ the time hade a slingshot out of surgical tubing and a funnel, we called it the funnelator. You haven't lived until you've launched 200 bucks worth of eggs at your rival schools windows/various assholes in your own districts houses.
    Post by: Giovanni, Aug 29, 2005 in forum: General Discussion
  33. Giovanni
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    What do You Look for in a Girl/Guy?

    Just out of curiosity here... What characteristics do you all look for in a possible better half? Giovanni will start it off. Giovanni looks for an atheletic (but not bulky) girl with good eye's and intelligence.
    Thread by: Giovanni, Aug 28, 2005, 202 replies, in forum: General Discussion
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