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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Arthellion, Dec 2, 2019.

  1. Jeram

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    Honestly, this kid sounds like a real wet cat.
     
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    Dunno, I get where she's coming from. I grew up with something similar, with parents who had no respect for - or interest in - what I wanted to do, except for me it was a gun-nut doomsday prepper dad who tried to cram the Bible, assault rifles, motorcycles and sports down my throat, when I really just wanted to read and do nerd stuff.

    What I actually wanted to do was never a factor because he just knew I would love this next harebrained, testosterone-poisoned activity he'd cooked up. It wouldn't have been so bad if he'd taken a break from it every now and then, but like the parents the girl in that post talks about, he was just always on, all the time, like he was a fucking machine whose sole purpose was to force me to like the things he liked through constant exposure. Kind of a depressing way to grow up, really, so I've got some sympathy for the girl.
     
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    Nah, put me in that situation and I'd be feeling the exact same way lol.
     
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    Okay, so which of you is the parent in that story? I know it's one of you.
     
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    I did a double take thinking I was in another forum I frequent lol.
     
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