Title: Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? Author: nonjon Rating: M Genre: Drama DLP Category: General Status: Complete Summary: COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7395979/1/ It's a nonchristmas miracle!
Title: Two Heads Are Better Than One Author: nonjon Rating: M Genre: Humor DLP Category: Humor/Parody Pairing: ~ Words: 10,097 Published: July 16, 2008 Status: Complete Summary: COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor. Link: PatronusCharm FanFiction.Net Pure win....
Title: A Black Comedy Author: nonjon Rating: Fiction Rated: M Genre: General DLP Category: General Fics (or arguably Humor/Parody) Pairing: None Chapters: 31 Words: 246,320 Updated: April 7, 2008 Published: February 18, 2007 Status: Complete Summary: Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies....
Title: The DA Missions: Agent Toots Author: nonjon Rating: M Genre: Humor/General DLP Category: Humor/Parody Pairing: none Words: 5,551 Published: January 24, 2007 Status: Complete Summary: OneShot. PreHBP. Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Agent Toots initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend. Link: Patronus | FFN Eh its nonjon's fic need i say more? Title: The...
Title: Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal of Dangerous Creatures Author: nonjon Rating: M Genre: Humor/General DLP Category: Humor/Parody or General Fics Words: 3,354 Published: December 16, 2006 Status: Complete/One-Shot Pairing: None Summary: One-Shot. Post-Ootp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3292245/1/ I assigned...
Title: Luna's Hobby Author: nonjon Genre: Humor/General Rating: M Words: 3,953 Published: August 14, 2006 Status: One Shot Pairings: No pairings specifically Suggested category: "Humor/Parody" Summary: COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true? Link: http:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3104466/1/ nonjon strikes again!!! A bloody good fic that had me giggling insanely. Presenting a very devious,...
Title: Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy Author: nonjon Rating: M Pairing: Harry/Tonks (very slight) Category: Drama/Angst Chapters: 15 Words: 33648 Status: Complete Summary: COMPLETE. PostOotP. After ten years in Azkaban Harry emerges a changed man. Enlightened and respectful, he is creature of magic full of disappointment and shame in his own race. And yet yielding power that none can match. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2329599/1/ Title: Harry Potter and the Apathy...
Title: Bestest Birthday Ever Author: nonjon Rated: M Chapters: 22 Words: 67,837 Updated: May 7, 2005 Published: March 5, 2005 Pairing: Honks Summary: ABANDONED. PostOotP. Harry's 16th Birthday is to be spent at Privet Drive. A visit from Tonks and then the Minister leads to some fireworks in Harry's usually quiet, peaceful life. HONKS. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2293527/1/ Is this really not up? I thought the Sorting Hat's song alone should put above a rating above funny, and the...
Title: Browncoat, Green Eyes Author: nonjon Rating: M Category: General/Action/Adventure Crossover: Firefly/Serenity Chapters: 39 Words: 298,538 Updated: November 12, 2006 Published: March 23, 2006 Status: Complete Summary: COMPLETE. [Firefly-Harry Potter crossover] Post-Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole ‘verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he’s a bit peculiar. Link:...
Title: Dimension Hopping for Beginners Author: nonjon Rating: M Genre: Parody/Action/Adventure Pairing: None (sort of) Chapters: 10 Words: 56,035 Updated: March 13, 2006 Published: March 4, 2006 Status: Complete Summary: In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have. Link:...
Title: Birth of a Name Author: nonjon Rating: T Genre: Humor/General Pairing: none Words: 2,535 Published: October 15, 2005 Status: One Shot Summary: 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you? Link: Fanfiction.net Yahoo!Groups file section I can't believe this hasn't been posted here. That's my favorite...
Title: A Favor for a Friend Author: Nonjon Rating: M Genre: Drama/Action/Adventure Pairing: Not Applicable (but HP/LL I suppose) Words: 4,705 Published: December 12, 2005 Status: Complete. One-Shot. Summary: A little snapshot of a day in a potential post-HBP, post-Voldemort world. [A small exercise in writing for reasons other than making this author laugh.] Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2699455/1/ I figured I should link to this attempt at an action drabble that I ended up creating a...
Title: You Did What?! [PART 3 of 3] Author: nonjon Rating: M Genre: Humor Pairing: No thank you! Though a bit of Draco/Draco maybe. Chapters: 21 Words: 139,965 Updated: January 27, 2006 Published: October 22, 2005 Status: COMPLETE Summary: COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2630300/1/ I just...
Title: Lovegood, Boobs Gooder Author: nonjon Rating: M Genre: Humor Pairing: Harry/Luna Chapters: 6 Words: 41,366 Updated: October 14, 2005 Published: May 12, 2005 Status: Complete Summary: WIP. Post OotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2390865/1/ Nonjon has got to be the only author I've seen...
Title: What a Bunch of Nonjon formerly known as You Shall Not Harm Harry Potter! Author: nonjon Category: Humor/Romance Rating: PG13 Ship: HP/many Chapters: 14 Words: 48,446 Updated: April 27, 2009 Published: December 27, 2008 Status: Technically a series of oneshots Summary: An unrelated series of ficlets, drabbles, one-shots, unfinished and abandoned fics from primarily the Harry Potter fandom and a couple others. This is like a miscellaneous folder or a random fic dump. Read at your own...
Title: The Power Snivellus Knows Not Author: NonJon Rating: M(R) Ship: H/Tonks Words: 3,200 Published: November 5, 2005 Status: Oneshot Summary:One-Shot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts halls. And Voldemort too. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2389487/1/ A really good humor fic :D Checked Nov. 17, 2012
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