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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Utsane, Dec 12, 2019.

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  1. Utsane

    Utsane Groundskeeper DLP Supporter

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    Dec 12, 2019 #1
    What's your ______? More like ______! Joke?

    I think mine is utsane? More like guy whose life is not falling apart! Because it's a joke and jokes are funny because they're not true.
     
    sonder
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    Dec 12, 2019 #2
    I pull a Doc McCoy occasionally.

    "What do you want from me, I'm a fed, not a doctor!"
     
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  3. Zilly Sawdust

    Zilly Sawdust High Inquisitor

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    Dec 13, 2019 #3
    Humour? More like brain tumour xD
     
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    Dec 13, 2019 #4
    Pulled this one in a meeting at work yesterday.

    Two large fries? More like hundreds of small ones.
     
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  5. point09micron

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    Dec 17, 2019 #5
    The only place that would be true is Five Guys.
     
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