Title: After Quidditch Blues
Author: Klael
Rating: R
Genre: Smut, Rape
Library Category: Restricted Section
Pairings: Harry/Angelina
Summary: I'm honestly appalled by the lack of Angelina smut there is. Really. Can I help it if I have jungle fever? So, I wrote this one. Warnings: N/C, Anal, Oral.
Link: https://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?t=5908

Harry taking out his frustrations on Angelina. Nice Harry/Angellina smut. Always love a dark Harry. 5/5.

 

Some things do not deserve even an attempt at fairness. "Jungle fever"? Leave immediately.

 

Well he did name himself after a nazi analogue

 

Not bad for a smut fic. It is as advertised and it was good to see a different pairing than usual. For me a 3/5

 

Quoted for truth. Definitely getting a thumbs up from me for that assessment.

Now, to the review. As Halt said, this story (if it can even be called that) is horrible. It's a pitiful attempt at smut. And that's me being generous.

The writing is choppy, detached and mechanic at best. The prose isn't engaging. The prose isn't intriguing. There's literally nothing at all in the prose that I can find remotely interesting. There's nothing in this sad attempt at smut that I can look back on and say "Hey, I enjoyed that!"

The smut itself was complete garbage.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

This isn't smut. This isn't a turn-on. Even ignoring the fact that it's rape, there's no denying that this "smut" is just pitiful. The descriptions don't create any form of eroticism. The descriptions are bland, technical and just plain awful.

Then there's the character assassination of Harry Potter. Okay, I get it. It's just smut. But that's the point, isn't it? It's just smut. I can think of a thousand ways to execute this same premise, with very different (and much more enjoyable) results. Hell, even the character assassination wouldn't be as jarring in the scenarios I can think of.

1/5 at absolute best. Nothing remotely enjoyable about this.