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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Master Slytherin, Mar 15, 2007.

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  1. Master Slytherin

    Master Slytherin Headmaster

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    Posted by deathinapinkboa:

     
  2. Mindless

    Mindless Big Boss DLP Supporter

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    Most certainly.

    Do they?
     
  3. The Dark Lord Squash

    The Dark Lord Squash Denarii Host

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    yeah why not.

    What the hell was the original question?
     
  4. Rehio

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    Why are we still playing if the question has already been answered?
     
  5. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    'Cause th God's haven't given us permission to stop playing! WE MUST OBEY!!1!!!1!

    Pizza Piper picked a pizza of pickled _____?
     
  6. Nexus

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    What kind of a person lives in a box?
     
  7. Mindless

    Mindless Big Boss DLP Supporter

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    Myself and Squash.

    You got a problem with that?
     
  8. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    No so long as you don't try to impose your lifestyle choice on others, and they don't make school books that portray it as an exceptible choice. Those might convert children into book-livers.

    I am warned about what?
     
  9. Mindless

    Mindless Big Boss DLP Supporter

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    Uh... It meant something at some point. Now, simply be warned. Insert something to be warned about, you know? Something crazy, or like that.

    Does anyone know how to get a bloodstain out of a couch? It's about as much as a massive head wound would produce.
     
  10. afrojack

    afrojack Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    I'd try bleach and soap. If that doesn't work, chop up the couch and double bag it. Throw it in the trash and be done with it.

    Does that make it sound like I've killed a person before?
     
  11. The-Hyphenated-One

    The-Hyphenated-One Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Makes it sound like your favorite show is the Soprano's.

    Why would you choose to live in a cupboard under the stairs?
     
  12. afrojack

    afrojack Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Because everyone made it sound cool to live there. Since I'm reading The Hero's Path, I'll say it was because I thought it was cool to write, "YOU WILL NOT BEAT ME" in my own blood.

    Do think I should move out of my beloved cupboard?
     
  13. Son of the Forsaken

    Son of the Forsaken Third Year

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    Yes do it while they are asleep and snuff out the fire in their eyes.

    Do I sound like a psychopath? and if so what kind?
     
  14. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    You sound like an over-protective mother.

    Does anyone know an under-protective mother?
     
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    Sure. Prostitutes who abandon their children.

    Why do things end when fat ladies sing, especially when fat ladies are depicted with lovely opera singing voices?
     
  16. Nexus

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    They are tooth-fairies in disguise. That is very very bad.......

    Why is it bad?
     
  17. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    'Cause the tooth fairy is just a figment of your imagination... like everything else fun and childish :(

    Does that mean I'm just a figment of your imagination as well?
     
  18. Mindless

    Mindless Big Boss DLP Supporter

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    Well, you're childish... Sometimes fun... Sure, if you want.

    Mahna Mahna?
     
  19. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    No. Anna Anna is what you're looking for.

    Why are you looking for Anna Anna?
     
  20. Inquisition

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    Because she gives the best blowjobs. :D

    Why do film festivals only involve the sexual self-discovery of young men, or the tedious friendship between him and his friends?
     
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