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Fair warning to new members who are slashers

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Midknight, Mar 19, 2008.

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  1. Chime

    Chime Dark Lord

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    Fangirls find two guys attractive, but since most of fangirls live in monogamous societies, they find the idea of having a harem 'wrong' (or maybe it's more biological than social, girls aren't wired to be attracted to the idea of a harem), so they create a "proper" relationship of the two guys being together, rather than imagining herself having both guys to herself.

    Combine this with the fact most fangirls cannot write their way out of a paper bag, a homosexual relationship offers many avenues to create tension and suspense. Cutting, guilt -- angst in general. "TRUE LURVE" can also make an appearence.

    Really, it's perfect, catering to a fangirl's poor writing skills and their own ignorance of their body's desires and society's mechanisms, they can satisfy that itch for intamacy.
     
  2. Darje

    Darje Groundskeeper

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    @Chime: So you're saying these girls wanna be gang banged by all of the decent looking guys, but instead they go for some slash pairings? Sounds fun.

    Lol@PicardxElrond
     
  3. peregrine1989

    peregrine1989 Third Year

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    Please tell me that is not your only reason. However if the next lot are going to be as badly mangled as the fourth and fifth was, I would have to agree.
    However I find it hard to see how they can make :hbp any worse.
    Why do I think in saying that I guaranteed it would be far worse.


    As for not making books into movies, the bad book movies must continue otherwise they will make terrible role playing game and video game movies more often.

    Word to the wise to those who didn't understand that point, don't ever see the dungeons and dragons movie. And yes there is one, if fact there are two. It has to be the only case in history when the sequel was a better movie, terrible but better. And you would be hard pressed to name a good video game based movie. Resident Evil is the closest you would get and that's average not good.

    I wait on the WoW movie, not because it will be good, but as the combination of a role playing game based movie, and a Video game based movie, it will be so fun to watch how bad it actually will be. My bet is it will beat the disaster that was... Honestly I can't think of any movie that was bad enough to compare to how bad I think this movie will be.
     
  4. AceOfSpades

    AceOfSpades Slug Club Member DLP Supporter

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    Slash = BAD. *gets chainsaw for slash killing spree* "Follow me Gentlemen for we are going to kill some slash"

    Seriously, I used read alot on FFN and not so much now as maybe 70% of the fics i find have so mention of slash or an awful ship (i.e. GinnyHarry)

    The proliferation of slash is actually killing my love of fanfiction, what is the world coming to? WHAT, I ASK YOU!!!!!!!
     
  5. malaga

    malaga Auror

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    Pointless necroposting also = BAD

    If you have a reason for posting - new info or something interesting - feel free to chip in. Otherwise, check the last posting date.
     
  6. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    You're a fucking 13 year old fanboy, aren't you? God. You're just as bad as the 13 year old slash fangirls.
     
  7. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

    Mayhaps this thread should be locked? I don't see what else can be added to it that hasn't been made abundantly cleared, and it keeps getting retardedly necro'd. =/
     
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