What are you blabbering about, pleasing one person by dissing another? I'm dissing you--just you--and the only one getting pleasure from it was me. Why? Because you're wrong. I appreciate that Tinn Tam at least understood that the first post regarding her flame was a half-way serious critique--but, seriously, if all you do is be repetitive, then you're not expanding your OWN boundaries. Let's be honest, no one takes flames seriously, unless they're self-obsessed little whiners who will just stick their fingers in their ears and ignore the world around them. So, we flame for ourselves. Cuz it's fun--but, honestly, anything worth doing is worth doing well.

 

Lol @ DarkSov criticizing a flame.

Expanding your own boundaries? Yes, I'm sure that's exactly what Tinn was trying to do.

Just stop posting cuz it will make baby Jesus happy.

What ever we can do for baby Jesus right? I heard he's had a hard life.

 

Wow, am I mistaken or are people getting confused between Tinn's flames and her stories? I mean, you don't exactly leave reviews for flames.

I suppose it is kinda understandable, what with Tinn's usual flames being so long. Then again, we could always blame it on DarkSov's intelligence level. That would explain everything.

 

Oh Darius don’t go throwing them off; this is some pretty funny shit. I go in the thread attempting to find some good flames to other authors. Get one from Tinn, next thing I know, DarkSov/Kai are bashing each others ‘bashings’ and Sov says he is laughing at it.

Oh! Crazy joins the fight, round 2 baby!

Continue please, entertain me.

Well either that, or go out and bash other half-ass writers and give me something truly funny.

-Void

 

A flame war about a flame war. What fun!

Popcorn anyone?

 

I think I'll keep going, just to please Void.

Blabbering? See, when you bring up a point, you are suppose to argue the point, with some evidence or your opinion. Not jump from point to point without any real discusing on your part. I'm not blabbering, im argueing, something you can't seem to do very well.

You get pleasure for dissing me. Really? did that big 'idiot' really make you orgasm on the spot? It was hardly an insult to be proud of, since the only thing that apparantly shows that im an idiot is the fact that I disagree with you. Tinn was right, your only argument is that she is repetetive, when rereading her review, I notice that she only repeats herself a couple times, with unique quotes that needs to be seen to understand the horrible story.

I admit, I didn't take your first post response to mine as an argument. The topics were jumped around so much and you never stayed on topic for long, so I thought you were pleasing me be agreeing with me slightly. My bad.

She doesn't have any boundaries to extend. Think of something logical, and mean that she can do to a writer. Whatever you can think of, she did it. Her first flame that she posted did anything one can do to harrass, belittle, and flame an authors work.(I mean that as a compliment Tinn Tam)

What? No one takes flame seriously but self obssessed little whiners? Everyone takes flames seriously but self obssessed little whiners. Someone so involved in themselves and don't give a shit about others will brush the flame off as if its nothing, continueing the horrible writing. Someone who gives a damn about their writing will see the flame as a hint to just stop writing, or improve before proceeding.

Apparantly you don't take flames seriously, so are you a self obssessed little whiner?

Exactly, im flamming you because its fun. Not because I truely care if you insult Tinn Tam or me, and not that I want to frame the flame on my wall and worship it daily, but for the sole purpose of it being fun.

(Frame the flame) try saying that ten times fast.

If flaming me is just as fun, please try harder next time. The 'idiot' didn't do anything but make me reply. Any anger wore off the moment I hit the reply button.

On that note, I hope you don't take this thread all to seriously and dream about burning me at the stake.

I think I used that comment before. It didn't go so well. *shrugs*

@Swim: I'm good on the popcorn, made some up on the first reply. but do you got some water?

 

No water, but I have some Mountain Dew. Goes great with flames, term papers, and less than four hours of sleep.

Want some?

 

*sigh* truthfully, I didn't have anything better to do. I suppose I can stop if I really have to.

I commented your flame, but can't say it was all that impressive. I didn't even know if you read the chapter or if you just read what Tinn said and decided to insult her rapidly.

Yes, now I'm going to flame a flame, just for the sake of you stopping my bitchfest with Dark.

 

heh, thanks for the laugh.

I do apologies. I never said you didn't read it, it just made me wonder whether or no you did, didn't try to get you to take offense.

Fair enough, don't know why she would get annoyed with me however, I wasn't really doing anything insulting to anyone but Dark and now, you.

now, I speak in a fully calming manner and you have to insult me rudely, how polite and civilized.

Again, I apologize. It may seem that I am slowly trying to get everyone to dislike me, but that is hardly the case.

 

15 Days isn't necrophilia for this thread, right? Good.

Ok I was linked to this fic by nuhuh in IRC. Normally I wouldn't have bothered reading any of it in the first place, but thankfully, my lover linked me to the 23rd chapter wherein the author cites God as the reason for her abandonment of the fandom. If you're religious or easily offended you may not want to read my polite love letter. . . Well, save for the last line

 

Okay, my flame for the fic my possessive lover Gio is talking about is as follows,

 

Holy Hell, these are good. I'd do my own, but I usually just click 'back' instead of flaming. The only one's I've really flammed are those of my plagurizers (damn theives) and once, I used Alter Alias' one about abortion. Thanks for that!

 

I went ahead and left a review as well. (In case you haven't read my story, and shame on you, my most recent chapter is actually quite blasphemous.)

 

Just gave this one today and I normally don't do flames. That in itself should tell you how bad it is.

Edit - Here is the author's reply:

And here is my reply:

 

*blinks*

Nice one, swimdraconian. I guess you DO see a lot of shit, huh? Kudos to you for not flaming the living shit out of the author(which would probably have been my reaction, but, you know what they say. Different strokes...)

I entered a review (okay, it was a flame) to Return of the Parents. I didn't save it though. ><

As soon as it comes up on the review page, I'll send it in.

 

That is fucking hi-larious!

Can someone explain to me why there isn't a category on the Annual DLP awards for Flame of the Year? With all the bickering about the voting process and popularity contests wouldn't this award be the easiest to vote on. It only takes a couple minutes to read the flames (not days as is the case with the stories)

Perhaps a Flamer (he-he, he said, "flamer") of the Year Award. Or a Flame-off tournament, bracket style. Am I the only one who would be endlessly entertained by this?

Omagic

 

You wouldn't believe some of the shit people try and get published. Most of it is laughable at best. There was this fifty-year old woman that tried to get the transcripts of her phone sex conversations published.

Now that shit was pretty freaky. Thank god I only read fanfiction for fun.

Edit: No your not the only one to find this amusing.