Their e-penis has to be bigger than yours. And these skins will prove it!

 

So I looked, and the name "Trainer Red" is held by some level 2 asshole with 1 victory, whose last game stats don't even show anymore.
Similarly, "PKMN Trainer Red" is held by some level 3 dude with 1 victory whose last game stats don't show.
Something has to be done about those guys.

 

Isn't Riot planning on deleting long inactive names at some point so that people can name change to them?

 

This November.

 

Skarner nerfs, whyyyyyyyy.

"Not a nerf, it was a bug fix" tell that to Pantheon asshole.

Dat Eve and DFG nerf ;D.

 

Jayce nerf doesn't seem to have impacted him too much, at least with regards to his melee combo although I've not paid too much attention to top lane. Either the client hasn't been updated or tooltips all seem to be off in the spectating mode too, watching a few games earlier on EUW & DFG still has the 15% CDR.

Dreading playing Sona but her ult's just too good to not have with certain team comps or hell, against another.

Edit - As for the Skarner nerf, someone on reddit pointed out a Riot post saying that if they escape before the animation goes off, his Impale won't go on CD, so, small saving grace at least.

 

Those are the patch notes for a patch that hasn't went live yet.

 

Oh, I figured it had gone live, people were talking about the servers being down for maintenance. Not had any problems myself so I guess you're right. My bad, would explain why Jayce still wrecked people 1 on 1 earlier.

 

Here you go. What Phreak has to say about the DFG nerf.

 

So I was just first pick in a match. I ban, then pick mid champ (enemy picked mid first, so it was ok). The last pick then suddenly picks up Kata and demands mid.

He proceeds to lock. In-game, he actually follows me to mid, and actually steals every single one of my cs.
First three minutes, top and adc had left the game. I was left with this Kata and a Rammus that was 0/6 and was calling me a feeder with my 4/3.

Best game ever.

 

Tristana buffs? HELLS YEAH!
That fixing her jump when it comes to terrain could end up very nice; I've died quite a few times where the jump goes off and then I'm back where I started.

 

It's an annoying ability because in theory it's the greatest escape of any AD carry with it's 900 range, but since it pretty much fails out any interaction between it and other movement inducing abilities (knockbacks, knockups, and skarner ult) and leaves so much goddamn time for them to strike you with one, it sucks.

But tristana has always been my favorite AD, so I'm hoping with that the ez nerfs+triforce nerf will give her that little boost she needs to be truly strong. I wouldn't mind seeing an added AD ratio to explosive shot and her ult, something like .5/.8 would be nice.

 

I love everything about Tristana. She is the safest, squishiest, strongest ADC in the game on a reliable basis. She demands exactly the kinds if things ADC used to need (protection) in return tor the quality that you bring an ADC for (massive amounts if damage in a Target/objective) and she is best for what I want to do, win games

I play very oddly, since my focus is actually winning the game, as opposed to stroking my epeen with high numbers. I don't care about duelling enemy ADC, getting pentakills, and buying IE PD PD PD LW and GA. I care about knocking down towers and killing the nexus. Tristana exists to kill towers behind beefy teammates who zone the opponent off her. She exists to take inhibitors, nexus towers, and end the game. And that's how I play her.

 

I haven't played Tristana for quite a while, but she was my favorite and best champion when I first started playing, before I shifted to Corki and then support and then into the jungle on a more and more frequent basis. I am really happy about the changes and hope to see more of her.

My personal AD Carry of choice is actually Ashe. I think she is largely underated at the moment, primarily due to the prominence of mobile carries like Graves/Corki and Ezreal, who have high mid-game damage and strong fighting in lane. But I really think that Ashe can never be counted out. Enchanted Crystal Arrow is one of the best initiations in the entire game. Hitting that arrow is all important as an Ashe player, and I'd really like to see more of her around.

 

I really like Tristana and I think Ashe certainly has her place, but honestly guys. You know it's all about the Draven.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA85IsVR6Zo

 

That was one of the most disturbing and funny video I've seen.

 

Been trying Elise. Honestly as AP she's significantly underwhelming.

I actually like her built as an AD Bruiser. 'dat AS Stun + Doublenuke + Gapcloser + AS Steroid + Execution Move = Nasty when you build AD/AS/Sub-Tanky.

For instance, I dueled, and won against, a somewhat fed, full health Fiora AFTER gapclosing on and killing Yorick, while I was only 2/3rds health.

 

After months of assholes stealing my pentas, or enemies denying me them for a few seconds, I finally got my first penta as Vayne.
Wasn't feeling particularly more awesome after it, surprisingly.

 

Every Elise I've played with/against seems to have been pretty terrible. Not tried her myself & likely won't till she comes on free rotation but I don't like the fact her Spider form spells seem to have no mana cost (at least the bite doesn't, not sure about other abilities).

Played a few games as Yorick top today, won my lane every game and yet only proceeded to win one game due to simple retardation of team-mates. Taric/Graves somehow loses to Ashe/Soraka and Graves ragequits at level 5 after 2 deaths. Had a game where We all won our lanes & then people just decided roaming randomly till they farmed back into the game & crapped on us in a teamfight was a good idea.

Finally, my latest game before I gave up on LoL for the day; Yorick/Elise/MF/Blitz/Kha'Zix vs Vlad/Tryn/Olaf/Heimer/Wukong. I flatten Wukong in lane and pick up a double when they triple dive me with Tryn, Olaf & WK. Bot lane stomps, mid's pretty even and our jungler seems at least smi-competant. Laning phase ends... And my team acts like a headless chicken. They do drag so I push top & nearly take the inhib tower before 2 b & Wukong teleports in, manage to kill Olaf for a 1-1 trade.

From there, my team groups up... And runs around clearing minion waves. They never push a lane, go for Dragon, Baron, anything. The enemy proceed to split push every lane to leave 3 naked inhibs. Meanwhile, I'm getting 'reported' for trying to push our lanes out, not chasing around 1 guy of their team into the same predictable as balls ambush leaving my team in a 5 vs 4 where they get stomped. 4 Times in a row.

By this point the enemy team is laughing at how retarded my team is as I farm my way to a complete build of Warmogs, Frozen Heart, Tri-Force, Force of Nature, Tabi's & Spirit Visage. Eventually my team chases them again into a blind Baron where they get stomped, again. I managed to make it to the Teamfight this time, Ult'd MF who spent her extra 10 seconds on the field ulting in the wrong direction (full duration) & beating on Olaf, their tank. We get aced as Heimer & Tryn walk away both on slivirs of health & lose the game.

Some days I just lose faith in humanity that anyone can be that stupid. I wasn't even angry, more amused than anything but hey. Win lane, lose game.