Read this as, "Are there any stories where Harry has a brothel?"

I really need to get this whole 'sleep during the night, be awake during the day' thing sorted.

Also, yes, a few... :facepalm

 

Well, now you mention it there are a few stories where Harry owns a brothel...

 

Ok, lets make that a thread. I am sure quite a few people might be interested in these.
Download - list what you have.

 

Every fic here is going to be smut, and I see you guys lurking for this.

I suppose I'll start. Warnings of incest, prostitution, yada yada.

Potter's Palace of Pleasure By: Argo0 Betrayed by his wife and disillusioned with the life of an Auror, Harry uses his family fortune to build a palace dedicated to the pursuit of pleasure, both for his customers and himself. HarryMany. Abandoned - see chapter 7 for details.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Harry P., Hermione G. - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,180 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: Apr 17, 2013 - Published: Mar 1, 2012 - id: 7883848

 

lol, I see my semi-conscious ramblings have inadvertently started a new thread.

Off the top of my head, there was one way back in the day called Harry Potter and the Secret of the Golden Unicorn: If memory serves, it was a bit on the long side and was... fucked up. (Cripes, my Google-Fu is apparently much better when I'm looking for stuff I don't want to read).

Also, because HPFFA is still a pretty small pond (not counting the new influx of Draco fangirls and the never-ending stream of Megamatt fics) you can search through the summaries pretty quickly... Plotless got one right off the bat.

There's also Potter Family Buisiness by ggyppt
...and The Burning Angel by The_M0nkey

Don't know what's in them, and I definitely won't be blamed if you click on one and it's so bad you lose the will to read fan fic ever again.

 

Your links were broken:

Potter Family Business

Burning Angel

 

Mignight Gold, Rise of the Forgotten Lord - the brief mention that one of the businesses he inherited is a brothel, and hiring the Werewolf as bouncer.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7694530/1/Midnight-Gold-The-Rise-Of-The-Forgotten-Lord

 

~~ HARRY POTTER AND THE BROTHEL OF LANDĪCA MAGIA ~~
Your finest source for Wizard!Prostitution worldwide

EPIC TALES​

Madame Scarlet's
The gripping tale of Dudley's growing undeniable attraction to his cousin, and events set in motion that draw our protagonist unwittingly into the magical realm of Madame Scarlet's - a brothel run by Scarlet, if Scarlet was Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape, that is. Who knows why these two powerful men would own a brothel, but they do. Truly a great work of art.

STIRRING ONE-SHOTS​

Hidden Phoenix
In an alternate reality, in order to fight Voldemort, Dumbledore creates the Brothel of the Hidden Phoenix instead of The Order of the Phoenix. The result is a powerful force that turns out to be the subject of the prophecy instead of Harry Potter or Neville Longbottom. Voldemort can but only fall to the Brothel's might, and Draco and Snape unwittingly follow into oblivion.

Harry Potter and the Brothel of Secrets
Few writers can ever hope to capture the true passion the way this author does. This oneshot examines the fragility of familial bonds, the need for secrets and paints an insight into how broken two brothers who only have each other in a world full of lies can truly be.

Make it Good
The world is ruled by the iron grip of Voldemort, his insanity infecting all it touches. The ministry is more helplessly corrupt and incompetent than ever, and a young Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, both fresh Aurors, are sent undercover to a brothel. Somehow, instead of taking some sensible undercover position, such as accountant, the two are convinced to become sex workers. A remarkable vision into madness.

SENSELESS HATRED OF DRACO MALFOY​

Shadows of Time
This haunting period piece depicts Draco's life, as told by an author who truly despises him. It features a haunting rendition of what life would be like if men could have children, a fate chillingly shoved down Draco's throat, along with many other foreign objects.

 

I dare not click on those links.

 

The weirdest part about that: That's neither the drive letter, nor folder structure where I keep my fan fic, so I have no clue how on earth I managed that one.

Baffling.

Hehehe. It's probably wise to be cautious.

Honestly, this is already more stories than I thought there would be in this thread.... that I, in no way, consciously started.

 

Most of them are smut fics and not any good. I don't exactly keep a list on hand.

 

The first doesn't matter. The second tells me that you need to get more organised.

 

I'm near the end of first year and I must say this fic is entertaining.

Most of the fics I opened in this thread turned out to be slash smut, at least the ones I've looked at so far.

But this story has held my attention. Good fic, you guys should check it out. It's a Ravenclaw!Harry fic.

 

That is overall a pretty funny guilty-pleasure/time-waster, but it has a few absolute gut-punch moments in it that come out of left field. Still worth a read for the sheer craziness.

 

For shame, guys.

Business by Esama.

Harry is inspired by James Moriarty from the Sherlock Holmes books and creates a criminal empire, complete with casinos and brothels.