Title: Itachi is that a baby?
Author: SpoonandJohn
Rating: M
Genre: Humor/Adventure
Status: WIP
Library Category: Humor
Pairings: None so far

Summary: Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11634921/1/Itachi-Is-That-A-Baby



This is a Naruto/HP crossover (but not really) and I think it's freaking hilarious. As the summary says baby Harry ends up growing up among the Akatsuki. However the story basically takes place at Hogwarts with Harry causing all sorts of problems. There is no Naruto or other shinobi coming to Hogwarts which is a plus so far. Easily a 3/5 from me maybe even a 4/5.

PS. This is the most competent Dumbledore I've ever read about.

 

That was terrible.

 

So the writing wasn't entirely awful, but that is just about the kindest thing I have to say about it. Akatsuki was OOC, Itachi was evil, custom wands and Hyuuga eyes. What was worst was the taking handsigns out of Jutsus and not needing a wand. I couldn't get through the second chapter it is so burdened by cliches.

1/5

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Also his hatred for tasty food was very grating. Proselytizing on the evils of western life got old fast. Also, he calls out meat cooked in its own fat, overlooking the numerous fried foods in Japanese culture. Pretty soon there will probably be morning runs and dodging practice. He'll get scolded by McGonagall for bringing a katana to class and start unleashing bijuudamas on Voldemort. All I'm saying is that this was almost certainly written by a weeaboo.

i'd downgrade this to 0.5/5 if I could

 

I found it amusing. Good read if you're looking for something to do. Dumbledore gives zero fucks. Not exactly a serious story. 3/5.

 

I read this a little while ago. From what I can remember, it's a guilty pleasure AT BEST.
Dumbledore's speeches are funny but nothing else was worth a chuckle. I read all the chapters that were there at the time, so apparently it was good it enough to grab my attention for a while, but I never bookmarked it for future chapters. (I bookmark a lot of 'barely guilty pleasure' type of fics, so it says a lot that I didn't bother doing so for this one)

2/5 for being a decent time waster and nothing else

 

Its stupid. Its ridiculous.
But it made me laugh. That can be enough for some.

A 2/5 thats worth a few giggles if you are in the right mood.