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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Archinist, Apr 30, 2020.

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  1. Archinist

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    Apr 30, 2020 #1
    There was some joke thread a while back that hasn't gotten any posts for a few months, and I'd rather not get a ban for necromancy, so yeah, just post whatever jokes you have. I'll start off.

    Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
     
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    For what it's worth, the Joke Thread has gone months without a post before. I'm fairly sure it's exempt.

    As for a joke...

    The U.S.'s response to Covid-19. Both initially, and events that have unfolded since then.
     
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