This challenge arose after reading one to many 'Harry is Voldemort's heir' fics, and getting thoroughly fed up with the general idea. It is a comedy challenge because of the homonym.

We know that when Voldemort was reborn in the graveyard, he had the appearance of a snake melded with a man, and the movie is quite adept at displaying this. But what happened to his hair?

The challenge is as follows. A one-shot ficlet detailing what happened to his hair. Where it went? How it got there? Did someone shave off the hair from his remains back at Godric's Hollow? Or did his hair spontaneously regenerate at the conclusion of the rebirth ritual, but somewhere else on the planet? The choices are wide and varied, and they're all up to you.

 

Er... Okay. Not a bad idea, as comedy fics go. But it'd be hella short. And you'd have to be epic-skilled to make a fic about hair funny or interesting in the least.

 

It could get grafted onto Harry's head, so that he's the hair of Voldemort.

 

Augurey, that was physically painful. I salute you.

And male baldness is no laughing matter. It's a serious problem that effects millions of people each year. What sort of horrible person would you have to be to poke fun at all these people?

 

That was too funny, Augurey. Now, because you said it, you have to write it for our amusement.