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Lily Luna Potter's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by BioPlague, Dec 30, 2007.

  1. BioPlague

    BioPlague MD DLP Supporter

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    Potter-Weasley Family Tree

    The gist. Luna as you know, has married Rolf Scamander so she is now Luna Scamander and has two children: Lorcen Scamander and Lysander Scamander (LOL).

    Ginny and Harry's children's middle names have been divulged: James Sirius Potter, Lily Luna Potter and of course, the one we already knew, Albus Severus Potter.
     
  2. Coyote

    Coyote He howls n' stuff

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    Lily? Good.

    Luna? Great.

    Potter? Good.

    Lily Luna Potter, daughter of Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley?

    Kill it with fire.
     
  3. Memory King

    Memory King Order Member DLP Supporter

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    Interesting.

    James Sirius was something I figured out long ago, but I have to admit that Lily Luna took me by surprise.

    Excellent info for all the lazy writers who don't feel like creating their own next-gen characters.
     
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  4. Big D on a Diet

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    See that? That's why JKR is a world-renowned, bestselling author... her amazing, unbelievable creativity.
     
  5. Niffler Lord

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    That tree would have been so much better if it had been Harry=Luna....

    But seriously the next gen names from JKR sux. It almost sounds like they rushed it...

    "We do have time for another kid. Lets cram all the names into these three..."
     
  6. Big D on a Diet

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  7. Averis

    Averis Don of Delivery Prestige

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    God damnit.

    Enough about the bitch; Take your money, run, and stop ruining everything you fucking whore.

    Honestly, over fifteen years of work and she has the nerve to ruin it all in less than six months. Why the fuck would you destroy your lifes work FOR NOTHING?!

    Edit. Oh, and LOL.
     
  8. Boofers

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    Hadn't we already universally agreed that if it wasn't important enough for the books then it isn't canon?
     
  9. Lorelei of the Sea

    Lorelei of the Sea Unspeakable

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    Oh, c'mon. Think of all the naming gold that are Dumbledore's middle names. It'll be at least third generation before they get to that one.
     
  10. Taure

    Taure Magical Core Enthusiast Prestige DLP Supporter

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    You definitely won't like the new news that an 8th book is highly probable then:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7164884.stm
     
  11. Mechanicalchrist

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    Oh fuck you, Rowling, fuck you.
     
  12. Big D on a Diet

    Big D on a Diet Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Brian Wulfric Weasley?

    Percival Dumbledore Potter?

    Arthur Molly Weasley?

    Fred George Potter?

    Collin Dennis Wealsey? (eww, douche chills)
     
  13. Lecter

    Lecter Seventh Year

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    I wonder if Charlie never married because he preferred to be single or because he was gay (or dragonphile, maybe)...
     
  14. Big D on a Diet

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    Didn't you hear? Charlie married Hestia Jones and they had a little girl named Norbert Hagrid Weasley.
     
  15. Lord Ravenclaw

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    If I was that girl I'd off myself with a name like that. But yeah, apparently it's "Nortberta" now since Norbert is female.
     
  16. Big D on a Diet

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    For some reason that was the funniest thing I've heard today, Big D. This thread is just full of lulz.

    Shameless plug of myself, but remember, I said it first.

    EDIT: Oh, and I challenge you, Big D, to write a Charlie/Norbert.

    /me evil cackle
     
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  18. Big D on a Diet

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    Norbert the dragon, or Norbert his daughter?

    I'm not sure which one is sicker.

    Edit: I just realized that was a hell of a loaded question. Which one will Averis choose? Pedophilia or Bestiality?

    I can't wait to find out.
     
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  19. Rehio

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    Threesome with both?
     
  20. Big D on a Diet

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