Challenge #1 Veritaserum

Summary: Suppose Snape went through with his threat to use veritaserum on Harry. (I believe the threat was first made in GoF.)


Rules:
*Snape somehow forces Harry to take veritaserum.
*Harry manages to stop the potion from taking effect, but decides to play along.
*When Snape asks Harry questions Harry must answer in the most demeaning way towards Snape while stay keeping it semi-believable that he is under the influence of veritaserum.
*Must be a Humor fic.

I have no idea if this has been done before, but the idea just came to me.

Example:
"What is your deepest desire," Snape asked with a sinister grin on his face.
"For Snape to wash his disgusting greasy hair", Harry replied with a straight face.

Something like that.

 

This i would read, you could make the effects of veritaserum last 24 hour's so everyone think's harry is still telling the truth after the potion's lesson when snape 'forgets' to give him the antidote.

 

ok! i thought it was a stupid idea but when i read the italics i was convinced 100%.

 

Lovely idea, could be very well done, but could easily go over the top.

 

I believe that this would be amusing to read it done right.

 

Add some fangirl bashing and it would really make my day.