Challenge #2

The House Elves Revolt!

There always was something a little scary about house elves. Those big, bulbous eyes, shining with hope, and possibly a small amount of malice for their 'masters'

Hermione Granger was a well meaning muggle born who felt for these slaves, and would do anything in her power to help them, even if it meant breaking a few laws. After years of working on SPEW with the famous Harry Potter, Defeater Of Voldemort, Boy Who Lived, etc. it was now a well respected organisation and the purebloods were worried. They boxed SPEW in with so many rules and regulations it was impossible to get anywhere legally. The only recourse was to do it illegally.

After months of painstaking research, Hermione found a sidenote in a legal tome, detailing the ritual used to create willing slaves out of anyone or anything, and how this ritual was used on the Wild Elves. She attempts to use this to show everyone how wrong their treatment of house elves is. Instead, they ignore her.

Hermione takes matters into her own hands, and with the help of Harry releases the house elves from their bonds. Unfortunately, they discover the reason for the bindings. The newly made Wild Elves are carnivores.

Many wizards are held captive by the Wild Elves, and the over feeding which was cute before, is now ominous. Wild Elves need magic to live. Technically they could get it by living somewhere magical, but eating something (or someone) magical is much more filling.

Rules:
~House Elves must want to eat the wizards. Even now they are wild, they try to fatten up their captives.
~Most wizards must be taken down, Harry and Hermione are fighting for their lives.
~Dobby can be on either side, or both. Hell, he could be the Snape of the House Elves.
~If pairings exist, they must be background to the story, and HP/HG, unless something else really works.
~The more subservient the Elf was before, the more anti-wizard they are now. That means uberevil!Winky
~The Malfoys must be humiliated, beaten, tortured, and eaten at some point.

 

Funny. I got the mental image of house elves pouring into Great Hall and screaming "BRAINS!". For me this challenge is completely Resident Evil-ish with a massive dose of comedy. Because it is so RE, Hogwarts could go into lockdown just like The Hive and teachers/students would have to fight for their life. And of course, Filch would be the most likely to escape alive, because of him being a squib, so the house elves don't care about him.

 

Ooh, I hadn't even thought about Filch. I just got to thinking about how the House Elves always give plates and plates full of food to everyone, and was thinking like Hansel and Gretel.

Ron especially would be eating everything, and everyone would be trying to warn him.

 

I think, it would go the other way. I mean, people would see House Elves eating fat wizards, and they would encourage Ron to do so, to save themselves.
"Hey, Ron. Here's another steak with mashed potatoes for you. Eat it all. I'm not hungry."
"Thanks Seamus." - said Ron after devouring last of the three donuts platers, that mysteriously appeared before him.
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