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Pet Peeves v.11

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Jun 10, 2016.

  1. Demonbuttersage

    Demonbuttersage First Year

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    That's a problem with pretty much all HP smutfics. Every woman is described exactly the same, usually with the old "curves in the right places" line used by hacks.
     
  2. darklordmike

    darklordmike Headmaster

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    Any writer who refers to cup size when describing breasts has never touched any.
     
  3. ExperiencedGamer

    ExperiencedGamer Third Year

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    For that matter, sloppy make-out or blowjob. Sloppy means 'unskilled', 'clumsy', unless my memory is failing me terribly. Maybe 'slobbery' was the word they were looking for.
     
  4. Swirly Mango

    Swirly Mango Seventh Year

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    New pet peeve from the Beware of Chicken book 2; People moaning over killing someone or the death of random comrades as if they were your mother and your father and your children. It's like runny shit in fanfiction. It's a blemish in some child's story that's spread into everyone's work. Copy-pasting "oh I feel so bad, oh I'm scum, oh I feeel soooo baaaaad."

    Fuck off with that weak shit.
     
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