Can someone tell me how to get a profile pic and a sig?

 

Well, see there's this time called a user CP that allows you to add a picture and a sig. If you can't figure out how to do that from there, then you don't belong here.

Actually what am I saying? No offense, but you don't seem like the type of person that most people would welcome to the board based on your name and your question. Meh, everyone has their bouts of idiocy though, so sharpen up and perhaps you'll become a contributing member to the forum, or not...

 

Thanks, your kindness is makes me feel quite welcome to this new site. You're right though, I mean it only makes sense that brand new users know how to customize their profile in a snap. My apologies.

 

Heh, you kids.

 

Veri, shut up. I'm just not "mature" enough to welcome people properly.

@OP: Look, no need to get all defensive. I was simply warning you. If you can't take what I said, then you definitely won't be able to handle the massive influxes of random people telling you to go die or something.

 

Warining? I was asking for help, not an arguement. If everyone here is so cruel and inconsiderate then maybe I should leave. Unless your an exception to what turns out to be a well - mannered forum, you won't see me post. Whenever somebody asks me for help, I help them. In my eyes, it is you that needs to be warned. I'm sorry that the agents of socialization have failed you this way.

 

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Newbie season FIRE!

 

See what I did there?

 

User CP > Your Profile > Edit Profile Picture > Browse or enter URL

User CP > Your Profile > Settings & Options > Edit Avatar > Browse or enter URL

User CP > Your Profile > Settings & Options > Edit Signature

EDIT: Sorrows is right, kal has been a problem for a long time. I'm sure everyone is glad that you stood up to her.