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Oneshot Ron's True Love - A Humiliating Truth by BlindJedi - T

Discussion in 'Trash Bin' started by Tinder, Feb 6, 2006.

  1. Tinder

    Tinder Seventh Year

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    Title: Ron's True Love - A Humiliating Truth
    Author: BlindJedi
    Rating: T
    Genre: Humor/Angst
    Pairing: Ron/Buckbeak
    Status: Completed/Oneshot
    Summary: Ron finds his true love, much to the amusement of the rest of the school. Ron lovers, be warned!
    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/769468/1/

    This one's been around for a while, but I searched and couldn't find it on the forum, so I thought I'd bring it to your attention. One of my favourite oneshots, pretty short but a good laugh and stress reliever after reading too many loyal!powerful!hot!Ron fics.
     
  2. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    ROFL LMFAO LOL!!!

    That was PRICELESS!
     
  3. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    That was just idiotic. I mean, I know it's in the Humor/Parody category, but it wasn't even close to funny.
     
  4. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    I hate Ron, but I agree - this wasn't funny. It was rather sad, actually.
     
  5. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Sort of reminds me of that scene in American Pie where the one guy tries to send out a video of him fucking Nadia...
     
  6. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    Eh.

    It got a chuckle out of me, but not much more. I don't like computers in Hogwarts. BUt it got a chuckle, so...


    Funniest bit was the epilogue at the very end. Everything else was nothing exceptional
     
  7. Silent

    Silent Kinky Wench

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    That was definitely disturbing, but I was too embarrassed by Ron's utter lack of intelligence to laugh very long. Odd, and decent to read if bored.
     
  8. It's fairly well written, but can only make a person laugh for about a minute. Over all, amusing but should only be read when you're bored.
     
  9. Scrittore

    Scrittore Groundskeeper

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    This story made me chuckle once or twice. I don't think it's worthy of the library considering it's short word length, and the lack of humor. It was however, fairly well written, but Ron's lack of intelligence was astounding.

    I'll give the story a 2/5. A 2.5/5 if it's lucky but it's not Library Worthy I think.
     
    Last edited: Aug 4, 2009
  10. darklordmike

    darklordmike Headmaster

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    W.T.F. This is idiotic.

    So Ron can't get a date, and decides out of the blue that Buckbeak is his soul mate? There's not an ounce of logic in the whole blessedly short fic.

    1/5
     
  11. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    *blinks* 3/5
     
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