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Oneshot THE BIG RED BUTTON by KafkaExMachina - M

Discussion in 'Humor' started by mbond98, Jun 15, 2008.

4.2195119857788/5, 41 votes
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  1. mbond98

    mbond98 Seventh Year

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    Jun 15, 2008 #1
    Title: THE BIG RED BUTTON
    Author: KafkaExMachina
    Rating: M
    Genre: Humor
    DLP Category: Humor
    Chapters: 2
    Words: 1,674
    Updated: June 14, 2008
    Published: April 15, 2008
    Status: Complete (two oneshots)
    Summary: DO NOT PUSH!
    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4200154/1/BIG_RED_BUTTON

    The best-written piece of literature since Beowulf. 6/5



    Checked by Minion, February 6, 2013
     
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  2. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Jun 15, 2008 #2
    This story made my day (seriously). An instant classic! <3

    8/5
     
  3. Pieman

    Pieman Seventh Year

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    Jun 15, 2008 #3
    I don't know what you are talking about mbond. This makes Beowulf look like shit. 13.6/5. .4 off because the author is obviously a god, and should compare is work to other gods.
     
  4. yak

    yak Moderator DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Jun 15, 2008 #4
    “My name is Artemis, and I haven’t raped any felines in years, ever since the FFML banned me.”

    That brings back memories.
     
  5. Mors

    Mors Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Jun 15, 2008 #5
    This is better than the previous bashfic we had.

    5.5/5 just for that.
     
  6. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Jun 15, 2008 #6
    Really a great fic and way better than 'Accio Brain'.

    And the icing on the cake are the reviews. Have a look at the reviewers' stories, too.

    6/5 for the story, 7/5 for the reviews.
     
  7. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    Jun 15, 2008 #7
    A few facts were wrong like DLP 'blogging' but over a literary master piece that I can't help but give 7 gold stars.
     
  8. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Jun 15, 2008 #8
    Don't you think you're being a little harsh there, Mors? It clearly deserves at least a 6 or 7.
     
  9. Humbolt

    Humbolt Seventh Year

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    Jun 15, 2008 #9
    15/5 A new section of the library should be made just for this.
     
  10. 007_rock

    007_rock DA Member

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    Jun 15, 2008 #10
    So much praises..... Ha how do we ever thank him for this masterpiece which included more than a passing mention of our humble community? Perfectly good read......
     
  11. Chime

    Chime Dark Lord

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    Jun 15, 2008 #11
    4/5 I dunno. The neckbeard thing... the first chapter was better, but if the second is any indication, this author lost his magic, I think.

    This still deserves to be in the library though.
     
  12. Heather_Sinclair

    Heather_Sinclair Chief Warlock

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    Jun 15, 2008 #12
    The first chapter was full of win for me. The second, meh. Trying to capture the pure magic of the first and failing. 4/5 for giving me a good chuckle in the morning.
     
  13. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Jun 15, 2008 #13
    >_>

    Pro-Tom was better. :/

    Still. Horridly amusing, even if it lacked mention of The Man with A Thousand Names.
     
  14. Lemurian

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    Jun 15, 2008 #14
    I give it a 4.7/5.

    And that is without any sarcasm.
     
  15. yhelo

    yhelo Sixth Year

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    Jun 15, 2008 #15
    This is a masterpiece.
     
  16. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Jun 15, 2008 #16
    At this rate, there is going to be a section for the DLP bashing fics.
     
  17. hchan1

    hchan1 Sixth Year

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    Jun 15, 2008 #17
    10/5, an instant classic.

    I hope he reads this thread and feels not as butthurt now.
     
  18. Mirkwood

    Mirkwood Seventh Year

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    Jun 15, 2008 #18
    8/5 A classic, interesting and quite scary cat sex...
     
  19. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Jun 15, 2008 #19
    This is the height of literary prowess.

    I can say that with no sense of irony whatsoever, even if he spent months locked in his study furiously trying to come up with jokes.

    Beowulf probably took years to compose too.
     
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  20. Memory King

    Memory King Order Member DLP Supporter

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    Jun 15, 2008 #20
    The English vocabulary just isn't big enough to convey my thoughts on this unorthodox piece of writing in the proper manor.
     
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