Nah, HIV is too slow-acting, and not gruesome enough. Pick something more immediately painful.

 

how about ginny getting locked in a chamber full of antrax

 

Or... I dunno... Leper!Ginny getting beaten with a barb-wire whip

 

Anthrax? As long as there's some good psychological torture too, that's much better. :twisted:

That's an excellent idea, as well. Now... how would she pick up leprosy?

 

She got it from her latest lover, a dementor.

 

Maybe make her a werewolf, and harry holds a silver whip at her while making all hogwarts rape her?

 

In human or in werewolf form?

 

Probably human - we don't hate Hogwarts' population that much.
Day before the full moon, though? That's when I think I've heard werewolves are the weakest... or perhaps right after...

 

Right after it i suppose... let her get raped by Moony....

 

Do you hate Moony that much?

 

Harry Potter, aka Lord Black, strode towards Hogwarts, Black hooded robe covering him. with his own personal army behind him, he was going to destroy this place once and for all

Ginny Weasley ran in front of the ancient wooden doors, that would be making their last stand against anyone in a few moments. Tears ran down her face as she watched Lord Black approach.

"Harry, please no! Even though you've killed anyone I ever made love to, I still love you! We can make this work!" She sobbed, her crying taking over her

Black just smiled.

"Ginny, even if me and my entire army killed every last person we met, I don't think we could kill all the people you screwed!" Black laughed, before sending a lesser reducto charm at her, smashing her nose into her face and knocking her through the doors to the entrance hall. Harry then proceeded to rip all of her clothes off with a quick flick of his wand. Several of Blacks followers puked at the site of seeing the slut naked. Harry then crouched down and pointed his wand at her open legs, and screamed reducto. But the charm went in and nothing happened

"Guess its a Black Hole" Harry mused, as he turned every one of her pubic hairs into a small scuttling creature that proceeded to tear her apart. As the Dark Lord walked away, a follower asked what the fuck had just killed her. Black replied

" Someone told me she had crabs, I just made sure of it"

 

Okay... what the hell is with all the Ginny hate?

I know she's an obnoxiously perfect and popular psudo-Mary Sue but the extreme hate level here confuses me.

That said, have her be raped to death by centars...

 

Playing a bit of devil's advocate here...

Yeah, but wouldn't you say that more reason to dislike harry for being a bitch than Ginny for taking advantage and making him her bitch?

I don't know, sporty girls can be hot...

She's dated a total of three guys... how does that make her a slut?

I agree. So should have Ron in my opinion... the only redheads in the book worth talking to are susan bones (mad connectons there, up to book 6 atleast) and the twins who frankly kick all ass that there is to be kicked.

Fanfics? :?

I was taking about in the books! :lol:

 

In cannon, she is not really a slut, especially by girl standards. She is a suspect in a bit of love potion drugging though...

 

Canon = Ginny IS NOT A SLUT (I know this sucks, but it is the truth), SHE IS A STALKER THOUGH, and I think that is what most people here pick up on and resent. Harry was her girlhood crush before she even KNEW him. SHe WAS IN LOVE with the IDEAL of him. I think that's what most people resent. THe whole thing with the butter-dish happened BEFORE she knew Harry or even spent a semester with him.


That's why I don't like her.

 

alright, let's continue with some more kill-offs:

It was the summer after the incident in the DoM and Harry had just arrived at Nr 4, Privet drive 2 days ago. At the moment he was grieving like he usually does in his free time in those 6th year fics because he had nothing better to do. And anyway he just awoke from a nightmare like he usually does in his early mornings in those 6th year fics because he had nothing better to do, of course with the words "No Sirius, NOOOO, it was my fault!" like he usually does in those 6th year fics because the author was alreadybrainwashed by all the other authors that had used that phrase before.

Ginny Weasley of course new through her emphatical bond to the Boy-Who-Lived-And-Who-Couln't-Die-And-Defeater-Of-The-Basilisk-And-Her-Personal-Knight-In-Shining(*hyphen*)Armor
[sry guys I think my keyboard suffers from severe *hyphen* abuse] that he needed immediate help so she decided to floo over to Mrs. Figgs and visit him.

After some hours of repeating "It wasn't your fault that Sirius died" and "He wanted you to live your life" Harry seemed to get the message and seemed REALLY grateful that she got him out of his flunk. Shortly afterwards she left, promising him that she would be over again the next day. Her night was spent in pleasant dreams alternating between Harry shagging her brains out and a houndred different marriage ceremonies playing over and over again. So when she stepped into the floo the next day she had no idea what would await her as she arrived at Harry's place: Harry jumping into the car of Dudley's REALLY hot girlfriend that she had seen yesterday only in passing, him kissing her passionatly, then pulling out 2 cigarettes, lighting them and him and Dudley's (well, ex-)girlfriend driving off like mad.

Ginny could just stand there in the middle of the street and screaming "NOOOOOOO!!!" whilst looking up to the heavens. Too bad she didn't hear the horn honking from Vernon's car as he pulled into the street at 50 mph stressed out from a hard day's work and still not nearly calmed by Petunia's clumsy attempt at a blowjob. At first Vernon began to panic as he saw that he hit someonebut as he exited the car he saw that whoever he hit was still alive although this person was bloodied all over and he breathed a sigh of relieve. Only to turn into a nice shade of purple as he saw a wand lying on the street. So he decided to do what any upstanding citizen should do: He went back into his car, inserted the reverse gear and rolled over her again. Seeing that he only crushed her legs and and that the bone of one arm was sticking out of her skin he proceeded to repeat this maneuver until her whole body was spasming and finally he had her brain squeezed out of her broken skull. Realizing there was nothing left to dohe muttered contently "Thats how you treat those freaks, nothing more than this slut deserved! I hope you payed good attention son!" to which his Dudley in the backseat only replied "Can I Keep the whore's body as a replacement, daddy? Potter just went off with my slut"
"Whadda boy, my Dudders! Makes daddy proud!"

 

Here's another one, hope you like it

He had enough, oh yes, he finally had ENOUGH! always these shitty ff authors pairing him with a certain redhaid that had nothing better to do that get saved twice a day from a kidnapping by death eaters and her pining for 5 years after him! 5 GODDAMN YEARS! and if that wasn't enough he already had Dracos and Severus' dick up his arse twice that morning, thanks but no thanks to some females that had better not posted any ff of their own making.
Afterwards Dumbledore telling him that his ability to love was the weapon that would ultimately kill Voldemort. What utter bullshit! But if you thought about it Voldemort was more likly to die if Snape and the Ferret fucked him on a regular basis than a tickling hex or a cheering charm.

But anyway, back to the problem at hand! There was still Ginny to get rid of but he had the ideal solution to that problem: Just yesterday Harry had gotten a letter from Voldemort inviting him to join his ranks. Not that he would do that, how could you become a Dark Lord if you grovel at the feet of another? But Voldemort hat his uses... So he sent his acceptance telling Voldemort to meet him at the Shrieking Shack tomorrow afternoon. So there was only one thing left to do and that could wait until tomorrow.

So the next morning at breakfast Harry, unnoticed by Ron, slipped Ginny a note telling her to meet him at the Shrieking Shack tonight. He even forced himself to give her a seductive smile and a wink although on the inside he almost retched.The rest of the day went by quickly and Harry decided to have a afternoon nap.

Barely 15 minutes into his sleep Harry saw Ginny coming up the road from Hogwarts. He felt the fury at being decieved by that insolent brat! But for now he had to take his fury out on something and there it was, the perfect victim: After a quick crucio to get in the mood he began with cutting out her tongue because he couln't stand hearing her offering to shag him. Then after another round of crucio and ripping off her offending red hair he began buring away her extremities and to get the last bit of anger out of his system another quick round of crucio. Then he decided that he had wasted enough time with this slut he dicided to finish her with the AK just to notice that she had choked to death several seconds before due to all the blood in her lungs.

Harry awoke in his dormitory with a slight tingling in his scar and a big smile on his face. He simply loved his frontrow seat in Marvolos Mad Massacre Movies™!

 

Ginny Siliently crept to the painting of the fruit dish, tickling the pear. the painting opened to reveal hogwarts kitchens in all its splendor, Ginny hardly noticed as her sinister plans fogged her brain. "Missus weezy! you should not being here!" an elf with 3 teacozies perched precariously on his head. "Dobby! its nice to see you! im only playing a little prank on Harry, i need you to slip this" she pulled a full sized cauldron of simmering pink substance from her gaping cavern of a cunt(she cant afford pockets)" in his drink" . she didnt notice all the house elves leaving or the 5 strangers that came in the door wearing dark hood robes, each brandishing a peice of sharp kitchenware,. Ginny oblivous to her surroundings continued to play the scene of harry falling madly in love with her once the potion toook effect, She also failed to notice when dobby started to rub his nipples obviously aroused, his voice bought her back from her thoughts "OOooOo Ms. Weezy makes Dobby feel so hot, Dobby doesnt care if Ms. weezy is ugly, short, flat chested, and pale! She is prettyful to me! she is being naughty OooOOo." "Dobby what the-"" Aah if it isnt the hogwarts semen depository herself" one of the strangers hissed. "We've been waiting years for this" the five strangers jumped her stabing her repeatedly with butter knives and forks while one bashked her over the head repeatedly with an iron skillet. ginny howled in agony but Dobby quickly maoned rubbind his nipples still she abruptly shut up "this is for all the shitty unintelligable harry/ginny stories i have to sort through every day to find decent fan fiction!" one of the strangers snarled punctuating each word with a stap of his fork. Finally the skank died ten minutes later from the 57 shallow puncture wounds of the fork and the bruisiing from the iron skillet. unfortunatley the 3 wielding butterknives didnt even break the skin. "Alright Dobby a deals a deal, you may have her body to do with as you please." the leader said scribbling on a peice of parchment before setting it down on the table."lets go." As dobby collected his new dead lover he caught a fleeting image on the back of the robes,"DGD" was on the back with snakes making the letters . Dobby made love to his new lover 5 times that night and twice the next morning, unfortunately after that, rigamortis started to kick in.


Harry.butchy beaver, and firecrotch found the note in the kitchens the next mornig.
Dear Harry,
Grow some balls next year or we will be back to cut them off.
sincerely DLP.net

 

LOL!!!!



I REALLY liked this one. Hilarious.


Maybe because I'm an egomaniac and I like DLP, being referenced? Could be.

This is funny, though.


If you have your own nasty way to kill Ginny WRITE IT!!!


(I already put mine on the first page) So, GO GET'EM!!!