I thought the death-by-lawn-mower-to-the-vagina image was one you could picture on your own better than I could describe. Because we all see it differently.

 

Has anyone read mine?

 

Oh! I forgot about that part. Really, I only skimmed it this time around. I'm not dense, nope, not at all. :roll:

*laughs* That sounds like a rather painful way to die.

LINKed up, death by pea... I like it. The fact that Dumbledore died is just bonus points. ^_^

 

Yay! *does the happy dance*

 

Linked I love it I would have also killed weasel be and mudblood at the same time

 

I got the idea form an old Zoids fanfic were one really HATED character dies from choking on a pea. I was loling after I read that.

 

My turn to kill ginny...I hope I did this well
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The music filled the room filled the room with such a joyous feeling that peoples couldn’t help but feel happy. It was a monstrous change from just three days ago, when Voldemort returned to the dead. It took three days for the shock to settle in, that the nightmare was over. Then the celebration started. People all over were celebrating like it children in a candy store. It was very amusing to watch people running around hugging each other in joy. The Ministry throw a Masquerade Ball in honor of all who fought the Dark Lord.

‘Where is she?’ Thought Harry as his eyes scanned the crowd from under his mask.

“There she is.” said Harry when he caught sight off he red hair. Harry made his way through the crowd to get to her. The closer he got, the more he became curtain that it was her. This would final be the night he did it. The night his desires came true. Harry stopped right in front of her before he tilted his head and smiled at her. Harry extended his hand as if ask her to dance. She took it out of courtesy. Harry pulled her close and begin to waltz as a new song started to play. It was an intimate moment, where many emotions raged through Harry. The moment ended with the song and they parted.

“Thank you.”said harry as he ran his hand trough his hair, slightly pushing it aside to show his infamous scar. Her eyes widened as she recognized him.

“Follow me.” Harry said as he walked backwards, disappearing, through the crowd. He paused as bit as he approached the door. Looking behind him, he saw her walking to follow him. He smiled before he continued walking. He slowed down as he turned around the corner, so she would know which way to go. He continued to do this as he turned and twisted his way through the building. He looked over his shoulder to make sure she didn’t lose him before walking down the stairs. When he turned around at the bottom of the stairs he saw the she had just reached the top.

He pulled of his mask and looked up at her before extending his hand and saying “Ginny.”

She came running down the stairs like some fan girl meeting her hero. He smiled watching her get closer and closer. When she reached the bottom of the stairs a voice to his right screamed “Sectumsempra.” While a voice to his left screamed “crucio.” The first cut her neck while the second caused her to twitch and lose blood faster.

Harry’s smile just grew wider.

‘Yes one more thing to take off my to do list.’ thought Harry.

Harry walked the bleeding body to make sure she was dead. Just to make sure he silently cast a spell that literally broke her heart.

“Is she dead?” came the voice from his right.

“Do tell us that ... thing is dead.” came the other voice from his left.

“Yes,” He said as he turned around to face his angels, “ She’s dead.”

He walk to the two women wrapping an arm around their waists “ I just did the last thing I had to do on my list. So how about we go on a vacation?”

“OHH!”squalled Tonks happily.

“Where?” asked Bella.

“The world is ours. Where ever you two want to go, we’ll go.” replied Harry, with a very large smile, as the three walked out of the building.

 

Oh, I like! You had me worried there for a while, though. *grins* But really, I love it!

 

I like it....

maybe you could kill Ginny by using a few characters from naruto or something...

Kyuubi seems suitable as a flattening device through which the flattened Ginny is then fed to Umbridge as luncheon meat...

then they hopefully will die...

 

Yes! I did it well then.

I have no idea how to work naruto into it...

 

i have... but i do have too little time...

still have 64 hours until my projects need to be handed in and i've just finished one of the three i need to do....

 

Meep, the thought of characters from Naruto and Harry Potter scares me, as it is now a VERY overdone cliche. I found at least thirty just by doing different ways of saying NrutoHarry Potter crosover. I hadn't even gotten through them all.

 

Yeah I've seen far too many of those around - but I've never clicked on one.
I do admit to reading a couple of FMA/HP crossovers though... and liking them.

 

I've read through all of the other posts in this topic, and thought that I'd give it a go.
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Ginny had been wandering the halls of Hogwarts for the past two hours, going about her prefect duties for the night. It had been unusually quiet for the past week, and everyone suspected that something would happen soon.

How right they were.

As Little Red starts to ascend the stairs to the fifth floor, a cloaked figure steps out of the shadows behind her. This person is clad in all black, from his (or her) knee-length boots, to the long robe that has its hood drawn over the person's face, hiding its identity. Only two things about this person are obvious; the person is a he from his body frame, and he is carrying around a metal cylinder of thirty centimetres in length.

As he nears the diminutive redhead, he unclasps the object from his waist, and with a snap-hiss, a meter-long blade of crimson energy is extended from one end of the man's lightsaber. Hearing the noise, Ginny turns around to see the dark figure raise the blade up into an offensive position, quite clearly ready to begin dismembering her. With an obscenely high-pitched girly scream that would make Malfoy envious, the doomed girl runs off in the upward direction of Gryffindor Tower and, hopefully, safety.

Sadly, her plans of escape were thoroughly destroyed, when the lightsaber arced across the distance between the two people, severing her left leg at the knee. Crying out in pain, she tumbled, stumbled, and fell, skidding to a stop at the base of the stairs that lead to the sixth floor.

The hooded figure strode purposefully towards the fallen girl, using the Force to return his lightsaber to his possession, which he reactivated, and brought near his face once he was standing right above the downed bitch.

"No! It can't be!" she cried out, trying to block the pain.

The figure said nothing, his only reply was to lower the blade of his lightsaber slowly down to his prey's chest, and rake it over her pitiful excuses for breasts. He then proceeded to slowly remove her other limbs by slowly shaving them off with long, meticulous strokes down her arms and remaining leg.

Once he was finished, he raised the bleeding, semi-conscious remainder of his prisoner, and slowly began to choke the life out of her with the Force. When she was almost dead, he stepped back, admiring his handiwork, before letting loose a massive blast of Force Lightning, practically cremating what was left of Ginny, and blasting out several fragments of stone from the stairs and wall behind her.

Once finished, he deactivated his lightsaber, clipped it back onto his belt, and then lowered his hood off of his head; revealing a grey-skinned, reddish-yellow eyed Harry Potter strolling back down the stairs, and out of the castle.
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Well, what do you all think? Was it good enough? I am still relatively new at writing fan fiction, so any advice would be well appreciated.

 

Ah, Ginny's blood stained future. :lol:

 

Heh, lol. I'm glad that stained future ain't a member so this site. We would be flamming him up and over the walls.

 

"HARRY!!!" her voice echoed off the walls, the fear in it tasteable like a drug. Harry looked at her, licking his lips. Finally he would be able to get his vengeance against the bitch who had dared to steal his money after being imprisoned in Azkaban by some stupid plloy sued by Voldemort. she had stated that she was legally bethrothed to him, thus had access to all his money and those stupid goblins had allowed her access to his vault.

it was a good thing that he had broken out with the help of something which had grown in teh last year that he'd been out of Azkaban. The serpent slithered over the ground, making Ginny look in the direction the sounds came from but she saw the serpent not. Harry's grin widened and said; "You shouldn't have stolen my money Ginny. now i might consider just killing you to get it all back. you;'ve been hving an affair with your dear brother Ronald, don't lie to me because i watched how he took you last night. I was close, so very close to killing you then but i've decoided that it would be poetic irony to just allow you to rot down here, in the Chamber. After all the small note you got about riches being locked in the chamber was too irresistable to check whose handwriting it was, now was it?"

Harry's laiugh echoed off the walls as the serpent slithered once again, over the carcass of the dead basilisk, coming into view from Ginny's side and she shrieked. a muffled thump was heard and Harry's voice was heard once again: "And so Ronald comes to play too. How fun this will be once i kill you." Harry's voice turned into hisses and the serpent slithered towards Ronald and an outcry of pain was heard coupled with the hiss of a serpent. more cries of pain were heard as Ronald experienced the pain of teh venom of the serpent which was a hybrid Basilisk with a Runespoor, giving it the abilities of both minus the three heads.

soon Ron was shriveled up by the venom draining the body of all bodily fluids, mummifying it immeidately. the serpetn came into view once more and Ginny shivered as Harry came into view too, his eyes looking so much like Tom's that there was no differnece between them. teh jade eyes were so cold and he hissed to teh erpent and she could feel it slithering agaisnt ehr skin and then wrap itself around ehr and began to squeeze. the air left her lungs and she could feel fangs penetrating her skin. "This is the fate of a lslut who doesn't deserve better then Death..."

her shiveled body would never be found, not even after the bloody message that their bones would lie in the chamber forever had appeared ona wall. Harry Potter fled teh country, taking with him only the serpent and all of teh money that had been stolen from him.

He would later be discovered by a few wizards on vacation to Florida, lying on a beach with a blackhaired beauty on his side, also an escaped convict form Azkaban. needless to say, the wizards didn;'t survive the encounter...

 

It would have been better if you just left ginny to die of hunger or dehydration. Asphyxiation is too good for an animal...

 

aren't we allready?