Setup.

I banned every user.
Database got corrupted sorting through that many folks.
Database automatically went and restored itself to our last still on the server backup, that was sometime in 5/07.

What follows is the luls. Poor Bio.




Session Ident: #darklordpotter
9th, 2008 at 3:12pm
[10:21pm] <~Midknight> <<Vash>>: I challenge you to a Jihad
[10:22pm] <Crowd_Cheers> The lines! They haz been drawn!
[10:22pm] <&Vash> OH MY GOD MY WIMMINZ IZ PREGNANT! D:
[10:22pm] <&Vash> .. wait wut?
[10:22pm] <&vash> banning jihad, lol
[10:22pm] * BioPlague stares
[10:23pm] <~Midknight> I call Bio
[10:23pm] <&Vash> <_< I just got home, bitch, let me eeted my chilli dogz.
[10:23pm] <&Vash>
[10:23pm] <&Vash> But I wanted to ban bio.
[10:23pm] <&Vash> ok.
[10:23pm] <&Vash> so ... is I can ban Sera?
[10:23pm] <~Midknight> hrm.. okay, you can have Bio...

Minutes later. Bio sees what happend.

[10:44pm] <BioPlague> HE
[10:44pm] <BioPlague> BANNED
[10:44pm] <BioPlague> THE ENTIRE BOARD?!
[10:44pm] * BioPlague screeches
[10:44pm] <&Vash> ... you all deserve it, stfu bitch D:
[10:45pm] <Darius> DLP would be awesome with 0 members
[10:45pm] <Darius> oh wait lol
[10:45pm] <~Midknight> [10:44pm] <BioPlague> THE ENTIRE BOARD?!
[10:46pm] <~Midknight> Yeah I did, rofl
[10:46pm] <BioPlague> :'(
[10:46pm] <BioPlague> Are you guys just going to ban random people?
[10:46pm] <&Vash> I thought it was only the first page of fags... but the entire bored? thats fucking epic shit
[10:46pm] <BioPlague> Because
[10:47pm] <&Sera> I'm sure they'll intentionally ban you a few times, Merrill
[10:47pm] <BioPlague> I randomly came across this guy
[10:47pm] <BioPlague> http://forums.darklordpotter.net/member.php?u=423
[10:47pm] <BioPlague> And he's a very random member
[10:47pm] <BioPlague> that you might randomly ban
[10:47pm] <&Sera> ahahahahah
[10:47pm] <BioPlague> XD
[10:47pm] <Darius> you might randomly ban
[10:47pm] <&Sera> so should we just ban every retard now?
[10:47pm] <BioPlague> JBERN!
[10:47pm] <Darius> everyone with those random AFC sigs
[10:47pm] <BioPlague> JUST
[10:47pm] <BioPlague> BAN
[10:47pm] <BioPlague> EVERY
[10:47pm] <BioPlague> RETARD
[10:47pm] <BioPlague> NOW
[10:48pm] <BioPlague> Hey. The Bad AFC sigs
[10:48pm] <&Vash> ...Bio falls under JBERN. :O
[10:48pm] <BioPlague> I fall under brilliant
[10:48pm] <&Vash> ignorant faggot maybe.
[10:49pm] <&Vash> BUY ANY ROCKS LATELY, BITCH?!
[10:49pm] <Darius> Rule #2 - Don't start an E-Penis war that you don't have a plan for winning.
[10:49pm] <Darius> Or just take this out of his sig.
[10:49pm] <&Vash> pfft. s'if i'd buy rocks.
[10:49pm] <Darius> I WIN I DECLARE IT SO
[10:49pm] <&Vash> !searchquote soem rocks
[10:49pm] <+xion> [2207] <BP> Just buy a few bags of rocks. || <BP> And throw them at her windolw || <DarkSyaoran> Buy rocks? ||

<DarkSyaoran> LOL! || <Spacks> roflmfao || <BP> You fucking niggers || <BP> I hope you die || <BP> Anyway, we steal some rocks ||

<Spacks> steal soem rocks || <Spacks> lolololol || <DarkSyaoran> AHHAHAHHAAH! || <BP> -_- || <BP> Fuck you guys.
[10:49pm] <BioPlague> I bought landscaping rocks. Shut up


[10:52pm] <~Midknight> <URL removed> Bio I hate to tell you, but it's time for us to part ways
[10:52pm] <BioPlague> XD
[10:52pm] <~Midknight> theres just no room for a boy who cant dunk and doesnt like bling
[10:53pm] <&Sera> lawl
[10:53pm] [10:53pm] BioPlague «lordmerril@dlp-69D4C99F.dsl1.kgm.az.frontiernet.net» has Quit iRC (Killed (Godbless and enjoy RC!))
[10:53pm] <Darius> BioPlague BioPlague is offline
[10:53pm] <Darius> Banstick Recipient
[10:53pm] <~Midknight> lol
[10:53pm] <Darius> D8
[10:53pm] <&Vash> LOL'
[10:53pm] <Jangel> ...
[10:53pm] <&Sera> only non-banned people on the forums are me and Mid
[10:53pm] <Jangel> I'm banned. D:
[10:53pm] <&Sera> lawl
[10:54pm] <~Midknight> <<Sera>>: ROFL yeah you are huh
[10:54pm] [10:54pm] BioPlague (lordmerril@dlp-69D4C99F.dsl1.kgm.az.frontiernet.net) has joined. «30 people»
[10:54pm] <Darius> Sorry, there are no new threads to view.
[10:54pm] <Darius> You may search for threads updated during the previous 24 hours, here.
[10:54pm] <BioPlague> Fuckers

[10:54pm] <~Midknight> I TOLD you I'd be the one to ban him
[10:54pm] <Darius> IM STILL HERE
[10:54pm] <&Sera> wtf
[10:54pm] <&Vash> lol Bio.
[10:55pm] <Darius> I'm banned

And here's where it gets really funny, including Sera, who I woud up telling a few minutes later, starts wondering wtf.

[10:55pm] <BioPlague> What the fuck
[10:55pm] <BioPlague> XD
[10:55pm] <&Sera> you reset the site to May 2007?
[10:55pm] <BioPlague> Most users ever online was 410, 02-03-2007 at 04:56 PM.
[10:55pm] <BioPlague> o.o

[10:56pm] <~Midknight> Oh shit I did?!?!
[10:56pm] <~Midknight> Oh fuck
[10:56pm] <~Midknight> WTF!

[10:56pm] <Darius> I have only 950 posts
[10:56pm] <~Midknight> =)
[10:56pm] <~Midknight> well. hey back to a happy time right
[10:56pm] <BioPlague> What?
[10:56pm] <~Midknight> it's easier to make the posts the second time anyway
[10:56pm] <BioPlague> Lol...
[10:56pm] <BioPlague> Maybe May 2006
[10:57pm] <~Midknight> AHAHA, Hey Vash
[10:57pm] <BioPlague> So basically you fucked the site up and Raven's going to be mad? XD
[10:57pm] <~Midknight> Irony: my fucked up tinkering resulted in this
[10:57pm] <~Midknight> Threads: 5,155, Posts: 114,579, Members: 3,160
[10:57pm] <~Midknight> Welcome to our newest member, Garret P.I.

[10:57pm] <~Midknight> Yep Bio we're fucked
[10:57pm] <BioPlague> I can't even access Calendar
[10:57pm] <BioPlague> or have the items on the forum
[10:57pm] <&Vash> ... LOL.

[10:57pm] <~Midknight> I'd advise going away from DLp for a week or so until we get it fixed
[10:58pm] <BioPlague> Ah there we go
[10:58pm] <&Vash> ..heeeeyy... reputation is back too. THATs not a bad thing at aaaalllll
[10:58pm] <~Midknight> yeah, we can neg rep Bio again all over!

[10:58pm] <&Vash> Happy Day! ^_^
[10:59pm] <BioPlague> Lol
[10:59pm] <~Midknight> meh I corrupted something.. they still show some user titles
[10:59pm] <BioPlague> Syaoran is Cataclysmic
[10:59pm] <BioPlague> and now a Super Mod
[10:59pm] <~Midknight> yeah he was back then

[10:59pm] <BioPlague> Yeah
[11:00pm] <~Midknight> I accidentally fucked up and overwrote the site with a backup.
[11:00pm] <~Midknight> ah well
[11:00pm] <&Vash> oshi--
[11:00pm] <Jangel> indeed
[11:00pm] <thatperson> lulz.
[11:00pm] <&Vash> on the plus side, we're rid of the newest wave of retarded newbies.
[11:00pm] <Jangel> INDEED
[11:00pm] <Jeram> Damn.
[11:00pm] <Jangel>
[11:00pm] <BioPlague> o.o
[11:00pm] <~Midknight> Hey.. vash
[11:01pm] <~Midknight> that means... we get to ban them all again!
[11:01pm] <&Vash> yus
[11:01pm] * ~Midknight goes to unlift all the bans so we can have fun
[11:01pm] <&Vash> ... fuckin A! this is the happiest day of my life. I could almost cry tears of joy
[11:03pm] <~Midknight> ah fixed it there we go, ban Away Vashy
[11:03pm] <Jeram> Wow.

And here's Ravens entrance, lol.

[11:06pm] <~Raven> What did you do now?
[11:06pm] <BioPlague> LOL
[11:06pm] <&Vash> OSHI-- ITS RAVEN! EVERYONE BAIL!
[11:06pm] <~Midknight> OMFG RAVEN I"M SORRY!

Raven knows by now.

[11:11pm] <~Raven> Shit, you did a number on the forums >_<
[11:11pm] <~Raven> brb, coffee
[11:11pm] <BioPlague> Ok
[11:12pm] <BioPlague> XD
[11:12pm] <BioPlague> Also, someone unban me. Wtf
[11:12pm] <~Midknight> yeah, I'll send you a testicle in the mail to make up for it
[11:12pm] <BioPlague> XD
[11:13pm] <~Midknight> I mean.. clearly my nazi status has corrupted me, I went mad with power.. and lust to finally get rid of that bitch Bio
[11:13pm] <&Vash> ..scre that... its nice without bio around to fuck things up with his hermione loving retardedness D:
[11:13pm] <~Raven> FUCK the impex tables too >_>
[11:13pm] <~Midknight> ah well, we wanted to restart DLP anyway
[11:13pm] <BioPlague> Ah... I remember a time when I would actually put up a fight and complain... I think I just gave up somewhere after GP

or something
[11:14pm] <BioPlague> Didn't he just overwrite it with an old backup? Don't have a recent backup? o.o

Hi Jeram.

[11:14pm] <Jeram> What's wrong with the forums?
[11:14pm] <&Vash> “·–Jeram–·” THEYRE GONE, MAN! GOOOONE! :O
[11:14pm] <Jeram> Eep - I see.
[11:14pm] <Jeram> Damn...
[11:14pm] <Paimon> WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED
[11:14pm] <Paimon> D:
[11:15pm] <~Midknight> <Paimon> WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED
[11:15pm] <~Raven> They're fucked, and the daily backup is blank fuck fuck
[11:15pm] <&Vash> Dont give midknight power, thats what.
[11:15pm] <&Vash> i say we ban him!
[11:15pm] <~Midknight> That I should of shitcanned Bio a year ago and i wouldnt of been in such a hurry and broke the board
[11:15pm] <Jeram> Well - the important thing is that we've learned some sort of lesson, I assume.
[11:15pm] <Paimon> lol XD
[11:15pm] <Jeram> Whatever that is.
[11:15pm] <&Vash>
[11:16pm] <&Vash> ...
[11:16pm] <~Midknight> [11:15pm] <&Vash> i say we ban him!
[11:16pm] <~Midknight> FU VASH!

I preemptivley banned Vash
[11:16pm] <~Midknight> http://darklordpotter.net/forums/member.php?u=6
[11:16pm] <~Midknight> you go to hell you go to hell and YOU DIE!
[11:17pm] <~Midknight> I win our contest by default!
[11:17pm] <BioPlague> XD
[11:17pm] <&Vash> ... T_T

[11:17pm] <~Midknight> STFU about Michael Clayton we gotz a crisis!
[11:18pm] <~Midknight> Who you gonna call?
[11:18pm] <Ghostbusters> Someone Else!
[11:18pm] <&Vash> Ghostbusters?
[11:18pm] <BioPlague> Hillary Clinton?
[11:18pm] <~Midknight> ^
[11:18pm] <~Midknight> timing ftw
[11:18pm] <BioPlague> Cause she's prepared on day one.
[11:18pm] <&Vash>

Awhile later.

[11:23pm] <~Midknight> Bio did you finally figure out the joke?
[11:24pm] <BioPlague> What joke?
[11:25pm] <BioPlague> I got the joke awhile ago. I've been browsing DLP on Internet Explorer, whereas, on Firefox, I'm banned
[11:26pm] <Jeram> That doesn't make any sense.
[11:26pm] <BioPlague> On Firefox, it looks like 4 people are on and it's 2007 or something.
[11:26pm] <BioPlague> But on IE, it's just a normal looking DLP
[11:27pm] <Jeram> Cookies... those traitorous little...
[11:27pm] <BioPlague> My cookies are cleared. Still does it.
[11:28pm] <BioPlague> ello BioPlague it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks, why not take a few moments to

ask a question, help provide a solution, or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums?
[11:28pm] <BioPlague> vBulletin Message
[11:28pm] <BioPlague> You have been banned for the following reason:
[11:28pm] <BioPlague> No reason was specified.
[11:28pm] <BioPlague> Date the ban will be lifted: Never
[11:30pm] <~Midknight> rofl get off the archive forums with firefox then

He's stunned into silence.

[11:30pm] <BioPlague> what?
[11:30pm] <BioPlague> I can't login, or it bans me
[11:30pm] <~Raven> You're on the archive forums.
[11:31pm] <kalantha> what's with the banning wars...i'm gone less than a month and i miss everything
[11:31pm] <~Raven> An old copy of the database, an old copy of the forum software.
[11:31pm] <Jeram> And it's not even April 1st.
[11:31pm] <~Midknight> •Jeram•
[11:31pm] <~Midknight> [11:07pm] <Midknight> I linked the backup archive, banned everyone, none of the idiots noticed it wasnt real DLP
[11:31pm] <~Midknight> [11:07pm] <Midknight> said I corrupted the DB, I had to restore a backup, we lost everything since back in the day
[11:31pm] <~Midknight> [11:07pm] <Midknight> In short. I was bored.

***Drumroll***
[11:31pm] <BioPlague> MOTHERFUCKERS!
[11:31pm] <~Midknight> ROFLMFAO
[11:31pm] <~Midknight> I've been crying IRL laughing the entire time
[11:31pm] <BioPlague> God damnit
[11:31pm] <BioPlague> I cleared my cookies
[11:31pm] <&Vash> «··kalantha··» we've decided that the rightful place of members is cowering in fear, thus the best way to induce it is by

example. :O
[11:32pm] <BioPlague> and I kept hitting refresh
[11:32pm] <BioPlague> instead of typing in the URL
[11:32pm] <~Raven> LOL
[11:32pm] [11:32pm] Tehan «Tehan@8D9E3B25.7D965E7A.37E50F70.IP» has Quit iRC (Ping timeout)
[11:32pm] <kalantha> Vash: i see
[11:32pm] <&Vash> ... fuckin LOL @ Bio.
[11:32pm] <~Midknight> In on the joke indeed
[11:32pm] [11:32pm] Tehan (Tehan@8D9E3B25.7D965E7A.37E50F70.IP) has joined. «28 people»
[11:33pm] <~Midknight> Dont feel bad Bio, I told #cn a few minutes after I did it, and thatperson still got caught with it
[11:33pm] <BioPlague> I just assumed it was a group thing, tortuing me
[11:33pm] <BioPlague> Torturing me*
[11:33pm] <Jeram> What fun times.
[11:33pm] <~Midknight> Group torture?
[11:34pm] <~Midknight> Who do you think we are, the CIA?
[11:34pm] <thatperson> Pfft. I overlooked those lines. >.>
[11:34pm] <thatperson> Besides. I made it back on my own.
[11:34pm] <thatperson>
[11:34pm] <BioPlague> No - group torture, as in the group you stuck me in, cunt
[11:34pm] <BioPlague> After banning me
[11:34pm] <BioPlague> Ginny's G-Strings or w/e
[11:34pm] <BioPlague> Page would load or lead me to a wrong one
[11:34pm] <BioPlague> and then error out and I thought I had a virus or something
[11:35pm] <&Vash> ... better reinstall XP then eetz da only wai.
[11:35pm] <Darius> reformat your hardrive like Aekiel did XD
[11:35pm] <~Midknight> Ask Aekiel the fastest way t
[11:35pm] <~Midknight> Darius beat me to it, lol
[11:35pm] <Darius> lawl
[11:35pm] <BioPlague> XD
[11:36pm] <BioPlague> XD
[11:36pm] <BioPlague> LOL
[11:36pm] <BioPlague> LOL
[11:36pm] <Jeram> Poor naive Aekiel.
[11:36pm] <Jeram> Ah, dlp - happy birthday indeed.

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Ah the things I do for amusement.

 

Pretty weak. Especially since I got derailed from caring once politics came up ^_^.

 

Man... fuckin LOL. I knew we had some dumb bitches around here... but gooood. Bio? Man, I once thought you were intelligent.

 

Wow, this is Epic. I'm going to log on IRC more....

 

man that is beautiful, I laughed in rl. Too bad I missed it and it all went down when I was driving home from work.

 

I wish I'd of held off and it around 8pm on a Sat

 

I'm never going to live that down, am I?

Still lulzy though. You completely pwned DLP.

Aekiel