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The most fucked up thing you'll see in the next few minutes

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Nukular Winter, Aug 22, 2008.

  1. Nukular Winter

    Nukular Winter The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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  2. Mage Ronin

    Mage Ronin Groundskeeper DLP Supporter

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    meh. i've seen worse.
     
  3. Dethklok

    Dethklok Order Member

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    The power of Christ compels him not to tell you.
    I heard a kid crying. Works for me.

    Hell, the frog's got a mouth....get to it, Kermit.
     
  4. Lindow

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    I was kinda expecting it to me more well...violent.
     
  5. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Yeah, I agree.

    The monkey was just kind of... innocently... fucking... the frog in the mouth.
     
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    It was funny, but not as funny as I thought it'd be >_>. Definitely seen worse though. Dolphin porn is worse than this :p.
     
  7. Grubdubdub

    Grubdubdub Supreme Mugwump

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    Yes, but dolphin porn I can understand...

    This is truly bizarre.
     
  8. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    Wha..? Dolphin porn? That actually exists?

    o_O Urgh...
     
  9. Mage Ronin

    Mage Ronin Groundskeeper DLP Supporter

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    you lucky naive boy. i envy your innocence.
     
  10. Knox

    Knox The Last Remnant DLP Supporter

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    Rule 34 Iztiak, Rule 34. And wasn't really that bad, I've Seen a monkey hump a baby monkey at the LA zoo before.
     
  11. FollowTheReaper

    FollowTheReaper Professor

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    Ask QuaziJoe, he's the expert on it
     
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    I, too, have seen a monkey hump another monkey at the zoo. Right after being given the finger by a very, very large Silver-back Gorilla.
     
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    I saw a giraffe attempting to hump another giraffe in a zoo a month ago.
     
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    when in prison... :awesome
     
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