Title: The Worst Muggles Imaginable
Author: Ephemeral3501
Rating: M
Genre: Humor/Horror
Status: WIP
Summary: The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
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Vernon Dursley, the bastard offspring of David Berkowitz, is informed by his dog Ripper that the spawn of Satan was just dropped off at his front door. Crack ensues.

It retreads a lot of ground, but Harry makes awfully adorable satanist. And who couldn't use more crack in their lives?

 

I saw the miss spelled Mcgonagall, and hit the big red x. Tried to read it again, and I'm sort of happy I did. The goodnight moon parody made this worthwhile. It's not great, but it does give some simple laughs .



2/5

 

This is poorly (but not with huge errors, just a lack of style or anything good) written, but has a fair few silly laughs, and is an easy read. I'd rate this lowly, but I'm continuing to read with a smile on my face, so I'll give it a 3/5.

It's good to see fics which don't take themselves too seriously every now and then, even though they're often lower in quality.

 

It has some good moments and even adorable scenes

Spoiler

"Sweet, I got Agrippa!", Harry clutched the chocolate frog card in triumph. "Ron said he'd sell his soul for this card."

Tiny feet pattered down the hall way heading towards the dungeons, towards Snape's office.

"Professor Snipe! I need your help!"

But the story lacks exceeding scenes to compensate for its downsides, i.e.
longwinded internal monologues, the attempts at coyping the (often horrid) style of Rorschach with listing very short scenes, the forced humour.

3/5 because I am in a good mood.

 

I see this working as a long oneshot, not an actual story. But it made me laugh.
3/5

 

It's worth a few cheap laughs, 2/5 from me.

 

Not very good.

Laughed at the few funnier places, though.
There definitely are worse things to read.
looks like 2.5/5, gave it a 3 because of the Hufflepuff propaganda.
Perhaps i am too generous...

Nauro.

 

Perhaps its just me... but I LAUGHED SO HARD at this part, in fact recalling it still makes me laugh, picturing them having this serious conversation.

Frikin hilarious!

3/5 cause i think its a crack fic that should be in our library, its no great work or art but it didnt set out to be. Its achieved its goals of being funny pretty well

"Headmaster, summat's been killing the unicorns." (Hagrid)
"Send a bunch of firsties to go check it out." (Albus)
"You're a good man, Dumbledore, don't let anyone tell ya different." (Hagrid)

 

Perhaps it's just me...but this isn't funny.

1/5

 

I found a couple of things pretty funny, though it seems like the author is trying a little too hard and it shows in his writing.

2/5

 

Worst Muggles Imaginable

I found this to be funny, but strange also sad. I gave it 3/5.

 

4/5

chapter 9 was great, some great laughs in that

especially this bit

Spoiler

Ragnok stared at the little human in front of him. "Mr. Potter. Goblins do not simply 'fall' out of mining carts."
"Well, maybe he's not much of a goblin then."
He had to admit to himself, that the child had a point. In his day, anyone foolish enough to turn their back to a hell hound got what he deserved. But on the other hand, it wouldn't do to have wizards pushing goblins out of carts.
"Mr. Potter, the surveillance footage clearly shows you pushing Griphook out of the cart. Your voice can clearly be heard laughing at him."
"Oh... Well, is it against the rules or something? I don't remember reading anything about NOT pushing goblins out of carts in your bank brochure."
Technically this was true. Until now the bank had never thought to include the "Do not push your goblin out of the cart" policy. Nor had thought to include the "Do not steal someone else's vault numbers" policy.

EDIT by Minion: Please use spoiler tags.