It hit all the right notes for me, Big D: ignoble, indecent, and anonymous. Plus, can you really see Snape getting laid in any other way?

 

I can see a sheep raping him with a strapon...

 

I don't think you're giving the sheep enough credit.

No one and nothing wants to fuck Snape.

 

Excellent work Lord Mike!

I had missed this (You know, when you dedicate something to me at least shoot me a PM about it ) until you mentioned it in the H/Hr Community thread.

And while I prefer tender love and romance with sheep, it was still immensely satisfying.

Not baaaad.

 

<Rimshot>

Cheers, Amer. Next time I get the urge to write some sheep porn, I'll give you a heads up

 

I enjoy all of your kill-offs. I did sort-of a Draco Kill Off in the CS Draco section of Fiction Alley. It involves himself and his family getting sentenced to be hanged, drawn and quartered for all of their crimes. I am considering making it into a full-legnth fic so you guys can read it.

I love the Kill-Offs. It shows all of my least favorite Potter characters getting all of the comeuppance they didn't get in canon.

OT: Where is the Rape-Off thread? I tried to find it, but couldn't. Has it been made yet or what?

Great job on the Kill Offs and I am looking forward to reading some more. *winks*

-Mary

 

@ Grapes- I think you're a man. :awesome

DarklordMike, nice work with the fic. That's exactly how Snape should die.

 

A/n:Sorry if my grammar isn't good enough. English my 2. language and I have hard time with it. If you be kind enough to pm with my mistakes I will edit this post so others wouldn't had hard time reading this Thank you for your understanding.
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Humiliation

Harry Potter. The boy-who-lived. Slayer of The Dark Lord. Order of Merlin First Class etc. walked to Great Hall with a happy smile in his face.He was currently in his 7th year and he was Head Boy.He walked to the Gryfindor table and sat next to his girlfriend.

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"Gooood morning love" said Harry with a charming smile in his face which made half of the girls in the great hall sigh loudly.
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"Morning"said Ginny Waesley girlfriend of the boy-who-lived.While Harry started to breakfast.
"What is the plan for to day?" asked Harry.
"Well..." started the bitch with red hair and talked about 20 minutes of how he was going to see Michael Corner about her History of Magic essay. How sorry she was because she couldn't spend her time with him.bla bla bla...

Meanwhile Harry already finished his breakfast.He took a big gulp from his pumpkin juice and stopped, looked his goblet, took a sniff and spoke loudly enough to half of the great hall can hear him.
"Ginny dear." He said which little weasel answered with a "hmmm"
"there is some thing in my pumpkin juice.A love potion I guess" which made all of heads to turn around to see him. Ginny's eyes become wide open. "Harry.." started little weasel.
"yep it's amortentia someone is trying broke us apart love" Harry cut her.
"wha... no it's not.."
"it isn't? you mean you put it my drink wow Ginny I didn't know you loved me so much to make me this happy. Since we started dating I felt so good so in love. if it is you who put potion in my drink than I will of course drink it " he finished his monolog whit a kiss on her lips.He get up from table "see you love. I will fly outside for a little. " he could see almost all of the girls and suprisingly a few boys glaring daggers to Ginny. he turned and left the Great Hall with a smile in his face.

As soon as Harry left. Red haired bitch attempt to leave as well but in instant there was almost a hundred curse,hex,spell hit her and she was instantly disintegrate to become red spot on the wall. Teachers tried to find who cast the spells but couldn't find in caos and another thing was none of the spells lethal which was the reason even if they found who cast what they couldn't do any thing. It took 20 minutes to remove all of Ginny from Great Hall.

Meanwhile Harry was on the way of the Room of Requirement for his double date with two beautiful 'puff. Susan Bones and Hannah Abbott.he quickened his pace 'I hope they don't start without me' Than he tought about his offical girlfriend. 'I handled it wery well' he tought. ' A little Humiliation is what she neded. yep I'm good' with a Wolfish grin in his face and oblivious of happenings in the Great Hall. 'bitch got what she deserved. Sleeping half of the school and sayig him to no just because she wanted him to think her as a good girl. take that bitch.'
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end

omake 1:
Half hour later

Albus Dumbledor sat in his chair watching the Great Hall. He was waiting youngest Wesley -boy who was eating like he didn't eat for days- to finish his breakfast.So he can gave grave news. He didn't want to ruin Youngest Waesley's breakfast considering it was his brightest moment his day.Therefore he waited until.....
"Ron there is some thing in my pumpkin juice.A love potion I guess" He heard Ms.Granger say.He realy needed have a talk with Molly about Love potions. When he saw all of the students in the Great Hall draw their wands he facepalmed himself.
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Omake 2:

Albus Dumbledor sat in his chair watching the Great Hall. He was waiting youngest Wesley -boy who was eating like he didn't eat for days- to finish his breakfast.So he can gave grave news. He didn't want to ruin Youngest Waesley's breakfast considering it was his brightest moment his day.Therefore he waited until.....
"Albus there is some thing in my pumpkin juice.A love potion I guess" He heard Minevra say.When he saw all of the students in the Great Hall draw their wands and turn them to him he felt his chest tighten and before anyone could utter a curse he died from heart attack.
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Omake 3:

Gregory Goyle was having breakfast when he relised his drink smelled funny.
"Draco t'ere is some t'ing in my pumpkin juice" He said.
"yeah me to." Said Crabbe.
"shut up and drink it."said blonde.
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Crabbe and Goyle looked each other.After a moment both of them shruged and continued to their breakfast.Nobody cared.​

 

The first omake was pretty funny. Other than that, all I can say is that I'm glad it was short. It's your second language though, so good on you - No one would like to see how well I could write a fanfic in Spanish...