I am remembering a fanfic with the results of Bellatrix LeStrange being the one who chopped off her hand. Lucius looked up and said "My Lord" and Voldemort was like "What?" and then Lucius shut his mouth. And Ghost!James gave Voldemort's new tits a honk.

I wanted to read more of that, but less in the vein of following most Canon Stories or something.

I also thought it would be terrifying if Voldemort, as revenge against Lucius for not saying anything, or even giving a complement, forces Lucius to be an Assistant in making Voldemort an heir. Or forces Lucius and Narcissa to watch Draco be the Assistant.

Woohoo pregnant Dark Lady.

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Snape isn't that bad, Black was just that good.

Other than that, I can't think of anything.

 

Harry/Hermione without Dumbledore or Weasley bashing. Also without 'We've effectively been dating for years just without the kissing, marry me Hermione'. And without 'I've totally fancied you for, like, ever!' as the reason for getting together.

In other words, a fairly canon compliant Harry/Hermione fic that tackles the difficult and many-faceted issue of two friends realising and confronting the fact that they're developing romantic feelings for each-other. I might not actually end up reading it, but it'd be nice to know it at least exists.

I'd also use the machine to create a gigantic quantity of 'meh' Harry Potter/LotR and Harry Potter/aSoIaF fics that aren't just vehicles for a slash pairing. First up would be Harry/Cersei for the epic lulz.

 

Let it do the fanfic where a machine to create fanfics is told to create fanfics where ... you get the idea and look at the beautiful explosion, that'll follow.

 

I would write a fanfic with Harry Potter written as an actual boy. Which essentially means even more rumors flying around about Hermione who seems to have no female friends.

TLDR A fanfic in which Harry and Ron regularly discuss T&A. A Hermione just has to put up with it. Oh and none of that "Oh wait Hermione, You're a Girl!"

That or just continue Lucilia's A Different Dursely Family.

The second time I had to mention that it was in fact more than ten characters.

 

This is something we can actually agree on. There's only one way to explain Ron never noticing that Hermione was a girl until GoF...

 

Or maybe he'll show more Slytherin qualities. Smart teacher can always find the ways to subtle punish the students while staying within the rules, instead of alienating everybody by looking like a biased git. He can play on students' insecurities, using the already existing tensions between houses and peer pressure. The rest of the House will follow his example instead of openly spewing Death Eater rherorics.
Smart enemies are always more interesting to read than the dumb ones. Especially if Slytherin is supposed to be 'House of Cunning'.

 

That's actually possible, if you set it in the Planet of the Apes future where some of them started developing magic and holy shit why hasn't this been written yet.