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What is your favorite pairing?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Jenko, Feb 10, 2017.

  1. Jenko

    Jenko Died Doing the Right Thing

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    Harry/Fleur is my favorite pairing. Harry and Fleur are perfect for each other. Both hate attention they get from others. Both are worthy champions of their schools. Also Harry though 3 years younger is mature enough for Fleur so age is no problem.

    Harry/Daphne is my second favorite pairing. Love Harry with a Slytherin girl. Also Daphne is pureblood royalty so she will teach Harry proper pureblood customs.

    Other that I like:

    Harry/Tonks - Harry needs some one who will cheer him up because he can get get moody at times and Tonks is perfect for that. Also Harry is million times better than Lupin for Tonks.

    Harry/Hermione - Ron doesn't deserve Hermione. He is an asshole to her most of the time. Harry and Hermione get along better.

    Harry/Lily - James is an asshole. Lily and Harry are more alike. Harry is better than James for Lily. Also Lily loves Harry more than James.

    Harry/Romilda - Poor Romilda she loves Harry. I like it when her wish comes true.

    Harry/Narcissa - Age is not a problem in wizarding world. Pretty much like it because its a MILF pairing.
     
  2. Narf

    Narf Administrator Admin DLP Supporter

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    Where does it say Fleur hates the attention she gets? She was pretty happy to flirt with guys in hallways in canon. How is Harry mature? His maturity level is barely higher than the average of a person his age. Or else he would have controlled his temper a lot better in book 5.

    What pureblood customs? When does JKR tell us that Daphne is pureblood royalty? (well shit, fuck Pottermore, she apparently is, I'll give you this one)

    Tonks is barely fleshed out in the books, Remus barely more. You cannot possibly know who is better suited for her.

    Hermione is an asshole to both Ron and Harry multiple times. Does this disqualify her from ever having a relationship with anyone? She's kind of a bitch, you know.

    James is an asshole because he fought with Snape. Snape, the one who was attacking muggleborns while in Hogwarts with Dark Magic for a laugh.

    Where does it say Lily loves Harry more than James? Granted, it wouldn't be surprising if she does, but since when is the love that a mother has for her son the same thing a woman has for a man? You need some serious therapy if you're somehow confusing the two.

    Romilda is a fucking wannabe rapist, but apparently because she's a girl it doesn't matter that she basically roofied someone. How she doesn't rate higher on your asshole scale than James boggles my mind.

    Narcissa is a Death Eater who hates Harry and everything he stands for.

    My favorite pairing is now Harry/Ginny just to spite you.
     
  3. Innomine

    Innomine Auror Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Man, I think you are about 5-10 years too late. You'd have loved how DLP was back then, many of used to think the same things as you. Not anymore though, I'm afraid.
     
  4. Jenko

    Jenko Died Doing the Right Thing

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    Harry isn't mature is this the same guy who forgives Ron in GOF, tells Cedric about the Dragons, saves Gabrielle? As for OOTP after all the shit that happens to him he is justified in his anger. Oh he also makes friends with Luna while everyone thinks she is Loony in OOTP. Fleur nearly dryhumps Harry in HBP when he speaks to her without getting affected by her aura. So she clearly hates attention that comes because of her Aura.

    Remus almost abandons Tonks when she is pregnant and he never visited Harry once. when he was at the Dursleys. Remus is a loser. Harry is much better than him. Also Remus is her father age to Tonks.

    Hermione is never an asshole as Ron was to her and Harry. Infact Hermione chooses Harry over Ron in DH.

    James is an arrogant bully who bullied everyone for fun. He was pretty much a competent Draco Malfoy back in the day. Snape only retaliates because James bullies him. When has Snape bullied any muggleborn and used dark arts on them as you say?

    Lily and Narcissa are unrealistic Milr pairings. I acknowledge that. But I like them anyway.

    Romilda is just a stupid teen not some rapist. But she clearly loves Harry. I like the crazy girl pairing with Harry.

    I have nothing against Ginny. She is just a fan girl so she is pretty irrelevant to me.
     
  5. Narf

    Narf Administrator Admin DLP Supporter

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    I'll respond to the rest of your post later, but here's where JKR shows that Snape wasn't a victim:

    Deathly Hallows, Chapter 33:

    Funny how Lily accuses him of attacking another student with his Death Eater friends, and his only response is to say "But Potter and his friends are acting SNEAKY." Curious that he thinks the two are equal, eh?
     
  6. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Hmmmm ... I see your point.
     
  7. CheddarTrek

    CheddarTrek Set Phasers to Melt Moderator DLP Supporter

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    @Jenko

    Alright. Completely apart from the fact that you're full of shit... if you want to survive for any length of time on this forum you've got to learn to write cleaner posts.

    Let me try to give you an example... I'll rewrite your post.

    Do better (making your points - I don't really care what your points are, but do better at making them) or GTFO.

    And for once I agree with Rep's post above. Solid work sir, I almost missed that.
     
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  8. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen Prestige DLP Supporter

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    The worst part is that I actually like Harry/Fleur, Harry/Tonks and Harry/Daphne.

    I just leave all justification for it inside the fic, and don't try to pretend that canon has solid grounds for them.
     
  9. kira and light

    kira and light DA Member

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    I hope you are still young or never actually read the books and only saw the movies and read Fanfics because non of that stuff is canon.

    Besides you really are fucked up dude, Lily is Harrys mother I know some people in DLP like or atleast liked it but that shit is just disgusting.

    And lol you like Romilda because she is a crazy Fangirl but Ginny is irrelevant for you because she is a Fangirl (which she is not) this is just stupid.
     
  10. Rhaegar I

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    ...I'm not even going to dignify this one with a response. If you seriously ship Harry with his own mother, I honestly don't know what the point in arguing with you is.

    Personally, I've always been a sucker for Harry/Luna. I don't have anything against Ginny or Harry/Ginny in principle, but the way the relationship was written was kind of bad (that lion in his chest shtick). With Luna, I could have seen them develop more of a friendship following OotP that turned into a relationship.
     
  11. Atram Noctem

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    OP must be a troll, there's no other way to explain such idiocy.

    Personally, I dislike any kind of pairing and sick of reading them.
     
  12. Ryriena

    Ryriena Second Year DLP Supporter

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    The worst part of this is, I actually like Harry/Fleur, but mostly as a crack pairing and in moderation.

    Dramione~again only in his adult years and never in cannon

    I had preferred Harmony in cannon, but in all honesty Ron x Hermione was better developed than Harmony.

    Also why the fuck Harry/Lilly he is her kid for goodness shakes..

    My favorite pairing is now H/G and R/H just to spite you because of your rant. You make the Harry/Fleur fandom look really badly.

    Narcissa Black is a adult and that's just creepy as fuck.
     
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  13. TMD

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    Harry/Rita Skeeter because why not.
     
  14. Download

    Download Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    I'll give you Lupin being a child abandoning scumbag. The rest of what you said though is just troll level retarded.

    I'd call you a troll if it wasn't for the fact I know your beliefs are tragically widespread.

    ---------- Post automerged at 01:11 ---------- Previous post was at 01:11 ----------

    Oh God, you actually suggested Lily/Harry?
     
  15. Ryriena

    Ryriena Second Year DLP Supporter

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    Yes he did that made me go like, WHY? He's her kid. That's incest..."
     
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    Hmm...OP should take a look at the reread since reading the books is apparently too time hard/time-consuming.
     
  17. Donimo

    Donimo Slug Club Member

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    Agree, also the same with Harry/Hermione. The justification is what ruins it.
     
  18. Meerkats

    Meerkats High Inquisitor

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    I wouldn't say I have a favourite these days. But there definitely was a time where I read every Harry/Daphne fic I could get my hands on. I still have a thing for the cross house relationship so even Tracey and Pansy can be done well.
     
  19. Miner

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    Once I got over the psychological issues with the first post, I'll say that Harry/any Slytherin girl are all stuff I enjoy. Daphne is still my favorite, although like Meerkats I no longer read every single H/D fic I could get my hands on.

    And of course, Stalking Harry Potter will remain my favorite Harry/Pansy story.
     
  20. Shinysavage

    Shinysavage Madman With A Box Prestige

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    As far as we know, other than Snape he didn't bully anyone.

    Highly debatable.

    What? James doesn't have any issue with muggleborns, while Snape will at least use Mudblood as an insult, although other than that I'm not sure he particularly cares about blood purity. As for Dark Arts, he invented Sectumsempra, and in the one encounter we see between him and James, Snape is the only one to use a spell that draws blood.