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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Skeletaure, Jan 29, 2013.

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  1. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Jan 29, 2013 #1
    Just a little game. It's simple: write a fic summary for the worst fic you can possibly imagine. I'll start:

     
  2. Jeram

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    Jan 29, 2013 #2
    I tried to consider everything bad. slash badly written, ill conceived crossovers, bad characterizations, typos, and the classic "This summary sucks, but read the story!"

     
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  3. Hero of Stupidity

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    No need for going for stupid.
     
  4. Mishie

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    Worst summary that I could think of.
     
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    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Gold medal.
     
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    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Oh god.

    <filler>
     
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    Ched Da Trek Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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    This reminds me of McTabby's Summary Executions on Livejournal... man, it's been years since I remembered those.
     
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    Jan 29, 2013 #8
    Lord Horold James Gryfindor Slitherin Black needs a mate for life. songfic to avirl lavigne's sk8ter boi God!Harry Manip!Dumbles Veella!Draco H/Draco/Blaise/Theo/Snape mpreg WeasleyBashing, cept twins first fic plz review
     
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    Jan 29, 2013 #9
    Harry Potter disappeared after his 7th birthday. Now, who is this mysterious James Evans whose identity baffles both VoldyMoldy, Dumbles and pudge Fudgie. Extensive bashing and Harry/Lucius/Rabastan mpreg. Story is better than it sounds. Please read. Don't make me beg. Please!!!!!
     
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    Fleeing the wizarding world after the battle of Hogwarts, Harry finds himself in the Far East. He's surprised when someone he thought was dead turns up alive and well. PastGinnyxHarry, DracoxHarry, yaoi mpreg, dont like dont read.
     
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    /fillerplz
     
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    Harry was a very bad kid when kid growing up with the Dursleys and now adding magic to it, Harrys pleasure seeking skill grow! Warning: spanking, alot.
     
  13. methor

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    I wouldn't be able read past the first chapter of this
     
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    /ten characters
     
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    filler fillerific
     
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    Jan 29, 2013 #16
    [​IMG]

    Pretty much my reaction to all of the suggested summaries.
     
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    Sadly enough, these are what you'd most likely find on FFn.
     
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    I'm kind of afraid of the depths of my mind now.
     
  19. Hero of Stupidity

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    Jan 29, 2013 #19
    Harry loves hands. Harry loves arms. The more the merrier. But what happens when his love is threatened? H/GS

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    hell yeah.
     
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    That one actually exists. There's some fic that has Harry take the GS to the Yule Ball while Snape is jealous and moved, ask minion in irc.
     
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