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Complete You Did What?! by Nonjon - M

Discussion in 'Humor' started by nonjon, Dec 9, 2005.

  1. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    Title: You Did What?! [PART 3 of 3]
    Author: nonjon
    Rating: M
    Genre: Humor
    Pairing: No thank you! Though a bit of Draco/Draco maybe.
    Chapters: 21
    Words: 139,965
    Updated: January 27, 2006
    Published: October 22, 2005

    Status: COMPLETE
    Summary: COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.

    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2630300/1/


    I just discovered this fic. And I'm not one to be prone to exagerration, but the Bible is to Christians what this story should be to all sentient beings. Quite frankly, your life isn't complete without it.

    EDITED TO ADD THE FIRST TWO IN THE TRILOGY:

    Title: Where in the World is Harry Potter? [PART 1 of 3]
    Author: nonjon
    Rating: M
    Genre: Humor
    Pairing: Not really
    Chapters: 16
    Words: 54,625
    Updated: April 30, 2005
    Published: April 16, 2005

    Status: COMPLETE
    Summary: COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?

    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2354771/1/

    Title: The Untitled Cheekquel Project [PART 2 of 3]
    Author: nonjon
    Rating: M
    Genre: Humor
    Pairing: A little from column A and a little from column B
    Chapters: 21
    Words: 69,193
    Updated: August 29, 2005
    Published: July 9, 2005

    Status: COMPLETE
    Summary: COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.

    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2477165/1/



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  2. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    meh.. what are you talking bout mid... Ruskbyte's Order of the Phoenix was much better then that losers worthless junk...

    but yeah... genreally i do enjoy these... though i prefer the more serious stories i do like them...
     
  4. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Actually, fics from the "Where in the world" triology are probably the best humoristic stories in HP fandom. I guess no one had posted them here before coz... hey, they are like classics. Everyone likes them and feels like there's nothing more to say there.

    I'm still not sure how good is You did what! compared to the two prequels. I'll have to read complete story when it's finished and then compare it with the others. But for now, it seems great.

    As for Eppy, she was funny for like two chapters and then it all got too repeating. You can only pull the same joke so many times before it becomes boooring.
     
  6. SoulesS

    SoulesS First Year

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    Yeah, that story was the most crazy piece of fanfic that I read.

    Like Midknight said:

    Sequel ,sequel! =p
     
  7. ip82

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    Actually, I prefer "Where in the world..." triology. Lovegood had some pretty lame parts and boring plot, once it was past the initial challenge. Not a bad fic, but nowhere near his other masterpieces.
     
  8. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    I reckon Lovegood, Boobs Gooder was funny as hell. More Harry/Luna humor is what I say!
     
  10. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    People want more Lovegood, Boobs Gooder? Erm, when I turned the LOTR elves into smurfs, I think I descended just a little too far into ridiculousness.

    And a sequel would need romance, which I have sworn off ever writing again. Romance is evil, it corrupts the soul, and it's ruined fanfiction. And the next step in that storyline would probably be a lot of kinky smut and horribly confused Weasleys. Hermione might start looking up some of the things Luna and Harry talk about and well... those books might not even be in the restricted section. Too much hassle. That and romance is truly evil.

    My general philosophy can be summed up with this simple mathematical equation:

    HATE + PAIN = LOVE or if you prefer LOVE - PAIN = HATE

    Luna should have a few decent appearances in You Did What?! though. She'll be Lily's favorite of Harry's girls.

    And for what it's worth, I never meant to start writing humor fics. I just had an idea I wanted to do, and later realized it's much easier to laugh at then for me to go for serious drama/action/angst. I still prefer reading general/action/adventure to humor stories. Humor's easy because if it's good, I laugh. All the other genres don't have such a quantifiable measure for me to tell if I'll still like the story or idea later.
     
  11. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Don't have to do a sequal, per se... just another story with them in it. I like Luna and Harry being the way they are in your stories :p
     
  12. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I laughed quite a bit for the other fics, and I like them alot, but Lovegood was the only one to bring tears into my eyes laughing so hard, lol.

    The smurfs were just priceless.
     
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    At first I didnt realise they were smurfs but when I did I pretty much spat a mouthful of coke everywhere.
     
  14. SoulesS

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    And Gay!Legolas that was classic! xD
     
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    Well, I must digress with you here. I insincerely think that it sucks and have deemed that my life will still go on if I decide to not read the next chapter. :mrgreen:
     
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    One of my favorite stories right here, the entire trilogy left me in tears of mirth.
     
  17. Xiph0

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    :) I have to agree. Nonjon you've created some priceless comedy. :cheers:
     
  18. DaytonDeusBlack

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    It was quite hilarious I admit. This was one of the rare jewels in fanfiction today. It's fics like these that stop me from giving up reading fanficton entirely. *sigh* I just wish I could write like this.... :(

    Anyway, thanks nonjon for another splendid fic.
     
  19. SmacksKiller

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    I liked the other two better, this one seems a bit forced.
     
  20. Dark Syaoran

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    The other two are definitely better but this one still has its momments.
     
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