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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Utsane, Dec 5, 2019.

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  1. Utsane

    Utsane Groundskeeper DLP Supporter

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    Dec 5, 2019 #1
    The last starship is about to leave a dying Earth. There's only one spot left, and several million people stand ahead of you on the waitlist to get on.

    What niche do you claim only you can fill to clinch the spot, and survive the destruction of your home planet? Which of your unique skills do you depend on on when calamity strikes?
     
  2. Galen

    Galen DA Member

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    I can close out a tab that has the words “pls vot fore pairing!!!” at a world record speed.

    Also, I can sew a mean turtleneck
     
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  3. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Dec 5, 2019 #3
    I am Lord of the Banned. I ban anyone else from being able to get on the ship.

    I ban enough people from the ship so my family and all of you are able to get on the ship.

    We ride off into the stars.
     
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  4. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    I give my place in line to someone else because I'm not afraid to die. More specifically, I'd go back home if it was in tact, smoke a big fatty, and watch the sunrise/die/etc
     
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  5. KHAAAAAAAN!!

    KHAAAAAAAN!! Troll in the Dungeon –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Dec 9, 2019 #5
    I can....


    Well, shit.
     
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    Teyrn Order Member

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    Dec 9, 2019 #6
    Fuck that. I die on Earth.
     
  7. Cjonbloodletter

    Cjonbloodletter Professor

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    Dec 9, 2019 #7
    I can make everyone else on the ship feel better about themselves, "at least I'm not that guy".
     
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  8. Selethe

    Selethe normalphobe ⭐

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    e-girl
     
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    I don’t deserve it any more than the next bloke in line. That’s kind of the magic of me, isn’t it? Nothing makes me special. You need one of those on a ship full of specialized people.

    That said, I’m not afraid to die. I’ve asked Death many time and he always told me not yet. The next time I see him, we will embrace like old friends.
     
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    I do excellent blowjobs.
     
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